Name: Slutty Pumpkin
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) cannoli ( канноли )

So this Italian place, how is their cannoli?
2) fella ( парень )

So what does a fella have to do to get lei'd around here?
3) crumb ( мякиш )

I thought we were gonna follow those bread crumb back to my place, Hansel.
4) brownie ( домовой )

He better want the brownie sundae,
5) crotch ( пах )

but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard
6) sweetie ( конфетка )

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
7) tart ( терпкий )

Apple tart? Excellent choice, Lily-pad.
8) disguise ( маскировка )

I'm a master of disguise.
9) spinach ( шпинат )

but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard
10) loser ( неудачник )

- Everyone thought I was crazy, but I came... - You are such a loser.
11) lei ( лей )

So what does a fella have to do to get lei'd around here?
12) parrot ( попугай )

- I'm a parrot. - You sure are.
13) slaughter ( убой )

This is gonna be a slaughter.
14) pumpkin ( тыква )

appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.
15) sweater ( свитер )

What be a pirate's favorite kind of sweater?
16) peach ( персик )

Are we playing "I never"? 'Cause there's nothing left but peach schnapps.
17) outfit ( наряд )

Whoo, nice outfit.
18) dessert ( десерт )

How about you start by sharing dessert?

1) carve ( разделывать )

It was carve in strategic places.
2) invent ( придумывать )

A cocktail she invent herself.
3) apologize ( извиняюсь )

I apologize for my gender.
4) reject ( отклонить )

We can get reject by supermodels any night of the year.
5) dump ( свалка )

I just got dump.
6) crap ( хрень )

Here's the plan, and I crap you not.
7) approve ( утвердить )

I approve.
8) engage ( заниматься )

She could be engage or married,
9) suppose ( предположим )

Okay, well, what am I suppose to do,
10) kick ( удар )

but your rice pilaf kick my spinach in the crotch so hard
11) throw ( бросить )

it threw up a little bit.
12) taste ( вкус )

Because it taste like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
13) strike ( удар )

in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party.
14) decide ( решить )

but we decide not to dress up.
15) suck ( отстой )

"Right hand suck"? Word.
16) explain ( объяснить )

It isn't funny if you explain the joke.
17) spend ( провести )

She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
18) happen ( произошло )

Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happen.

1) terribly ( ужасно )

- Something went terribly wrong. - Guys!
2) nowhere ( нигде )

I'm about to call it an early night when out of nowhere
3) somewhere ( где-то )

Yeah. He's out there somewhere.
4) certainly ( конечно )

You certainly are a charming devil.
5) alone ( один )

Not as much as you like being alone.
6) late ( поздно )

I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the Village.
7) actually ( на самом деле )

But, actually, it's Long John Silver's.
8) kind ( вид )

I don't know, we were kind of thinking about staying at home
9) together ( вместе )

Uh, you know, Mike and I joked about doing something together,
10) else ( еще )

Everyone else is off falling in love and acting stupid
11) ago ( назад )

Yeah, four years ago, but nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.
12) ever ( всегда )

But come on, wouldn't it be the coolest story ever
13) sure ( уверен )

- I'm a parrot. - You sure are.
14) always ( всегда )

always dressing up in crazy costumes--
15) hard ( жесткий )

but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard
16) never ( никогда )

Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened.
17) again ( снова )

Never found her number, never saw her again.
18) too ( слишком )

Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween,

1) capella ( капелла )

or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a capella group.
2) tarzan ( тарзан )

Tarzan nipples blue.
3) turbulent ( турбулентный )

that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.
4) pathetic ( жалко )

It's half you're pathetic, half I have to pee.
5) lame ( хромой )

Wait a minute. You're that lame army guy.
6) alcoholic ( алкоголик )

Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
7) insane ( ума )

and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me.
8) dumb ( тупой )

Okay, I know that stuff looks dumb from the outside,
9) charming ( очаровательный )

You certainly are a charming devil.
10) precious ( драгоценные )

Come on. I can't stand watching my delusional friend waste another precious Halloween.
11) spare ( запасные )

Every Halloween I bring a spare costume,
12) drunk ( пьяный )

Well, I'm pretty drunk.
13) damn ( черт )

Take the damn picture.
14) weird ( странно )

No, no, no. I mean, it just sounds a little bit weird. Doesn't it?
15) sad ( печально )

What a sad commentary on our national attention span--
16) stupid ( глупо )

or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a capella group.
17) okay ( ладно )

Seriously, does my eyeliner look okay?
18) dangerous ( опасно )

Oh, you're dangerous, Maverick.

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