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00:22:42
Ashley Tisdale, Vincent Martella, Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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Hello, blowtorch city?
But I finally got my tonsillectomy badge.
Um, stace? I'm going to have to call you back.
You know, the best part of getting your tonsil out
We've got to postpone the trojan war reenactment
♪ finding a dodo bird
Perry the platypus! Let me show you something,
And an industrial arc welder?
All the other annoyance that make my skin crawl,
Whoa! Hold on, sweetie. No need to get upset.
♪ or locating frankenstein's brain ♪
I used to have this perfect vantage point
The bright lights, the deafening applause,
I did it myself. It's a silhouette of me going--
The ne plus ultra in haute couture.
♪ I'm going to drop a dime on you ♪
Yep. He's even got his own evil jingle
"Phineas and ferb, the kings of couture"?
[tires screech and cars crash]
My dreams are smash to pieces,
Woman: you owe $78,000.
Something that absolutely scream "summer."
♪ and when I do, you're going to be bust ♪
And then, there's this secret agent that always burst in and--
We intend to pass him fake plans, but due to a rookie error,
I steal them from my neighbor.
That's right. Tremble, my reject friend.
So, you drag me all the way down here
I think I just tan my eyeballs. Ugh.
Now, wait right here while I introduce you to the crowd.
My problem will be solve.
I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers.
Man: now, we carefully pour the batter.
[tires screech and cars crash]
Wow. I bet that thing must be really evil, huh?
I have capture the rare duct-taped platypus.
The plans he received are real-- terrifyingly real.
I was afraid you guy were going to go overboard
But we accidentally built a space laser instead.
The swelling has gone down dramatically.
Basically, doofenshmirtz has been acting up again.
Those are the plans for a space laserinator, apparently.
Man: now, we carefully pour the batter.
Man: ♪ forever summer
Something that absolutely screams "summer."
A bit much, perhaps.
♪ sometimes spring
Finally, after years of bitter struggle,
But we accidentally built a space laser instead.
We're almost ready. Now, let me see.
Well, actually, he was sitting,
I'll be back to check on you soon.
♪ then school comes along just to end it ♪
I cannot find a single model with a neck long enough to complement my design.
♪ doofenshmirtz evil dirigible ♪
With a freakishly long neck could fit into--
The bright lights, the deafening applause,
And undetectable by radar.
I am so telling mom, and you guys are so busted.
♪ surfing tidal waves
How did you get out of the trash, you drop-out bohemian?
Aren't they adorable?
He's stockpiling the usual strange and unrelated items.
♪ 'cause you're not that discreet ♪
♪ or driving your sister insane ♪
Whoa! Hold on, sweetie. No need to get upset.
But I have some pressing business to take care of,
Like remaking the tri-state area in my own twisted image!
For enjoying the delicious misery of others.
Am proud to present this stunning new collection--
I think you're being overly dramatic.
Very impressive. Need any help?