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Ashley Tisdale, Vincent Martella, Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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"I-eee! I'm doomed to be an incompetent flunky forever."
♪ My forefather and their forefather
But, Candace, isn't that - Yeah, just like my friends with me. Whoop-dee-doo.
♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
I can't stop smiling. I have got cramp in my cheeks.
We just built a teleport to a cool faraway place.
To truly understand my predicament,
Plus, I can't give you my evil scheme monologue because I write that last.
slower than molasses, that's for sure.
He's just a platypus. He doesn't do much. (growls)
Girls, your first task is to dress these dogs with ketchup and mustard.
Darkness is a shroud that hides my shame.
Oh, look, I'm out of relish.
♪ With your mechanical inclination
like one of those big pickle or a three-bean salad? (crash)
Snail. I'll call you Snail. Hah!
Soon, I will show them the havoc created
You know those leather bib-front shorts
♪ My dreams will be puree
I'm not mechanically incline like the two of you.
Baljeet, you have just validate my entire career as an educator.
I was walking by his house and heard him scream,
Our fry guy just defect over to Taco Teepee.
"I-eee! I'm doom to be an incompetent flunky forever."
a kid with a baking-soda volcano stole the show.
Ew, gross. I smell like... salad.
That's it, I'm shut this place down. Game over!
I suppose you're wondering why I'm wearing lederhosen.
Oh, that's right. It just shoot a beam into space.
Just as I was about to demonstrate my invention to the judges,
and I went through it and was crown queen of the Martians.
Baljeet, show our judges what Mr. McGillicuddy has taught you.
♪ Still you treat me like royalty
so I decide to design this.
Yet curiously, I still lost to a baking-soda volcano.
It just wasn't plug in.
Yet curiously, I still lost to a baking-soda volcano.
I'm not mechanically inclined like the two of you.
Personally, I just wanted a good grade!.
Heh-heh-heh. Yep. Yep, they definitely are working.
"I-eee! I'm doomed to be an incompetent flunky forever."
To truly understand my predicament,
Now I truly am alone.
Ugh. OK, just because I need to do things without you sometimes
Oh, are you here to...? Oh, no, no. I'm running a little behind.
even though on the outside, I remain quite frugal.
Actually, I was trying to avoid you. Do I know you?
Inside, I am thanking you a thousand times,
Anyway, it will all become clear soon enough.
♪ And school comes along just to end it
Should we get something for later,
You can see really far away or really up close.
Yeah. You should apply. We could work together.
Perry the Platypus, thanks for your help. I usually hate shopping.
Her voice was so masculine and growly, I thought it was a man.
Take that, you ugly unmanned exploratory vehicle.
Yes! I am invincible!
"I-eee! I'm doomed to be an incompetent flunky forever."
stranded on a distant barren planet.
You are much more attentive than my friends on Earth
Take that, you ugly unmanned exploratory vehicle.
You guys are so busted. (echoes)
Well, that was awkward.
♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots
♪ Or driving our sister insane Phineas!
Hi there. I'm really, really motivated,
stranded on a distant barren planet.
♪ Now I'm the queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth
chicken wire, 3 metric tons of baking soda and lederhosen.
They're really excited about the idea of a science fair.
Hmm, that's weird. Who else can I call?
Oh, please be careful. I still need your help at the science fair tomorrow.