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Ashley Tisdale, Vincent Martella, Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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♪ why do my nostril whisper to me? ♪
♪ we'll plunder and pillage ♪ and do some math
Aah! Aah! Aah! Thar she blows, maties--
♪ I'm running out of underpants ♪
♪ finding a dodo bird, painting a continent ♪
[gasps] the sea hag! The pharmacist!
Bleachers, right. Um, [cooing]
Perry the platypus? Guess what?
♪ in a custom-made monster truck she took for a whirl ♪
The candace crusher!
Phineas, this incline is getting kind of steep!
And in the middle of badbeard lake lies spleen island,
He's my nemesis. I have to show him everything.
♪ or locating frankenstein's brain ♪
And into the cove of incontinence,
Sail through the stones of gall,
♪ arg, arg, arg, arg, this is the ballad of badbeard ♪
♪ overheatin', throttle-stopin' ♪
And somebody abbreviate his name in it. Guess how they wrote it.
The haunt cave of the old sea hag.
Aye. Them who disturb the treasure of badbeard
I should have invent a parked car awayinator.
♪ discard by a pirate's curse ♪
♪ why do my nostrils whisper to me? ♪
Oh, that's 'cause we rig them to go light speed.
Shall be curse with bad beards for the rest of their days.
Man's voice: island self-destruct sequence activate.
That is so mess up. It must be the moss.
♪ doofenshmirtz evil, incorporate ♪
♪ and all refuse to take a bath ♪
Gotta admit it, girl-- you're good.
Oh, shut up.
It's suppose to be haunted by a terrifying old sea hag.
Why you lay by the pool eating crab cakes?
It's times like these when you really appreciate
Sorry if we alarm you, agent p. We're remodeling our regular base here.
♪ well, someday she'll get her license and she'll have it all ♪
Grandpa: you see kids, wherever you go, the forest is teeming with life
Oh, give me a break. I'm moving, legally.
Bad beards forever, dude.
Perhaps the real treasure is true friendship and the spirit of adventure.
[rumbling and whirring outside]
Actually my wife is doing it mexican country style--
Phineas, this incline is getting kind of steep!
Only, the track up there ain't near as good as this one.
♪ then school comes along just to end it ♪
The most ruthless freshwater pirate ever to plunder a lakeside community.
Ha ha! Sure, knock yourselves out.
No, wait! Not all at once! [kids scream]
Remember, always stick to the trail so you won't get lost.
All be lyin' below in davy jones's locker.
They never give you enough action.
Would you like a massage and a fruity drink, too?
Of course, that was just a toy.
It's supposed to be haunted by a terrifying old sea hag.
Distressed wood, wrought iron, it should all be very--
Look! I found these nifty hand puppets.
♪ surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots ♪
Phineas, this incline is getting kind of steep!
Well, that sounds delightful.
♪ or driving our sister insane ♪
Is go up this gentle incline.
Now, prepare to be delicious!
So, stay clear of the moss. The slight touch,
Ok, steady now. Here we--
It's full of bad fake beards.
No way. This is so weird.
How about a manicure and a mud facial
But, you know, they are not really monsters-- just big, stupid trucks.
[electric guitar solo playing]
Actually my wife is doing it mexican country style--
I'm proud of you, darling.