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Kevin Michael Richardson, Phil LaMarr, Mako
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A devourer of worlds...
And her two wicked stepsister, Jackie and Jackquela.
Now, enough of the chitchat. In you go.
...and a powerful uppercut that freed Little Red's grandmother...
The story of poor little Cinderella and her evil stepmother, Jacqueline.
I made us some porridge, comrades.
...from the evil bowels of the wolf.
For eon I have terrorized this Iand.
InsoIent brat!
Mounted on his sled with eight tiny reindeer...
Then he would sheath his sword all cool-style and say:
And the people feasted on the spoil of his conquest...
...into his spear of truth.
Yeah, yeah. Big eyes, big teeth, and a big appetite!
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword...
TaIes of the samurai's heroics have spread...
But not before he defeated its 8-foot, six-armed mutant guard.
Every miserabIe creature trembIed...
Perhaps I exaggerate a IittIe.
He was searching for his lost sheep who stampede over him.
Jack would first say, " You have plague the land with your evil long enough.
But now I am openIy mock by these measIy urchins.
But a giant samurai came and smash it!
The pitifuI peopIe shrank before my awesome power.
And the people feast on the spoils of his conquest...
...I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future...
But not before he defeat its 8-foot, six-armed mutant guard.
-Someone's been eating my porridge! -Someone's been mess with my books!
But a beloved and courageous hero arose to oppose...
And so the people bow down...
And the wizard destroy him!
...and arrive at Grandmother's house...
-...and kick the samurai! -What?
The spear struck the beast...
WeII, if they respond to stories...
Now the fool seek to return to the past...
...Aku would creepily creep out from the shadows.
And so the people affectionately named her...
Yes, it does! After barely surviving the sheep stampede...
...stepped forth to oppose me.
Because Aku would answer, "You are truly powerful, samurai...
Perhaps my story is too compIex for these young minds.
And so the samurai prince finally found the magic frog...
I wiII take you to a universe far away.
...who lived together in a house of wood.
Long ago in a distant land...
''Once upon a time...
...and never went hungry again.
Do it again, PhiI!
Perhaps my story is too compIex for these young minds.
...that even the most innocent souI...
Long ago in a distant land...
...that even the most innocent souI...
But you Iook just Iike him.
He was an impudent, bad, old samurai.
But this next story is true to its uttermost detaiI.
...who set his sight on our defenseless sphere.
...unleashed an unspeakable evil.
And so Little Red Hood was victorious!
But a beloved and courageous hero arose to oppose...
And there was a pathetic, little samurai.
...and great flaming eyebrows...
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword...
...with an adorable red cape...
One was a little wee bear.
But a beloved and courageous hero arose to oppose...
But Jack can smell his foul stench.
Long ago in a distant land...
A taIe of epic proportions.
...at the mere mention of my name.
Aku, you wiII not cIaim another innocent!
That's okay, brother. We can go for a waIk in the woods whiIe it cooIs off.