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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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for what could become another platonic sleepover...
might be a sign that celibacy's not for you.
Now imagine a three-year foreplay...
After a while, it's kind of like a taffy pull.
use tampon or have hair in places we shouldn't.
We aren't supposed to fart, douche...
I mean, we touch and cuddle...
There we were, the '90s version of matinee ladies.
Oh, and we have to stop and see the Renoirs. I love the Renoirs.
When Charlotte discovered that Kevin had tucked his libido away...
than an unstable, oversexed prick who only wants to get laid?
In fact, I believe she used the word "maniac."
- It's not the fucking fart. - I know it's not the fucking fart.
Now would be a good time to wipe that horrified look off your face.
Terrified of going to Mr. Big's...
There are people starving out there and you're fasting.
If I make it to four months, I'm hump one of you.
I fart in front of my boyfriend.
When Charlotte discovered that Kevin had tuck his libido away...
Wearing my secret-weapon skirt that really hug my hips...
Until your entire being is hum with that electric sexual energy.
Like every woman consume with a relationship problem...
You're all freak out about three times. I'm talking three months.
I'm warn you.
Samantha and Siddhartha were sip green tea...
My desire overcame my fear.
I was afraid she'd go spontaneously deaf.
Amazingly, talking dirty about not having sex...
Very good. Let's move on to downward facing dog.
Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?
was the most sexually deviant act...
Beside, I think I've given myself carpal tunnel.
Or more importantly, why? Didn't you like it?
Meanwhile, across town at the corner of Nirvana and West Third...
- Actually, I hardly miss it. - How long has it been?
It's been three times. It's perfectly normal.
My life was suddenly shit...
A couple so obviously into each other there was only one thing to do...
I most certainly can.
than an unstable, oversexed prick who only wants to get laid?
complete and utt denial.
After a night of spiritual reading with her hunky guru...
for what could become another platonic sleepover...
Siddhartha was helping Samantha along her newfound path.
Sometimes I catch myself actually posing. It's exhausting.
I had reached my own transcendental state.
The next day, I realized how childish I was behaving.
Beside, I think I've given myself carpal tunnel.
and I'm terrified that's he's gonna leave me because I'm not perfect.
through unhealthy and dependent ways.,,
I stood there and waited for the obligatory...
When did you get so obsessed with being perfect?