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00:11:06
Greg Cipes, Scott Menville, Khary Payton
22
1.21 gigawatt, 88 minutes.
Live, from the epicenter of entertainment,
Don't you see that awards are a pointless charade?
none of you have done any chore for weeks.
You're getting crumb all over the floor right now.
It's just hours of awkward banter and boring retrospectives
so we can do the emotional "In Memorium" montage,
She's an octopus, he's an ice unicycle.
You got bread crumbs, cracker crumbs,
It's just hours of awkward banter and boring retrospective
What's you talkin' about, bro?
Now, throw your hands in the air for our first presenter
But tonight's nominee have shown us
That's 'bout all the crumbs.
"Dishwasher," "Trash Remover," "Laundry Doer".
My papa always said, "Life was like a floor of crumbs.
to be validated by being given a statue
Nows quiet, I wants to hear this gentleman
Snubbed? No!
Your award has been revoke.
completely arbitrary metrics will be fulfil.
You rig the game, yo.
to be validate by being given a statue
You dare question the integrity of the Academy?
I assure you, The Academy made those decisions
- If we all pitch in to clean up... - Come on!
We recognize his name and assumed he was superior.
Who even decide the winners?
We recognized his name and assume he was superior.
I'mma lose my mind!
So, Sticky Joe, they say dish washing happen
Yes, we judge him to be the best.
Also, Bruce Wayne sponsor the show
Wow, uh, I never expect this.
Never hear of a Teen Titan Awards.
But I agree, this is some poop.
Uh, yes, lightning does strike twice.
Well you sound super bitter.
ever get an award.
You sure about that?
My papa always said, "Life was like a floor of crumbs.
could do the losing to the someone I believe to be less qualified.
Yous just mad 'cause you never got no awards. Never!
And Robin came too.
Ah, of course.
How do you even know that?
All right!
where we say, "Peace out" to those we've lost.
a night to honor the most talented heroes on earth.
It's over, Academy. We've won.
It's just hours of awkward banter and boring retrospectives
You're getting crumbs all over the floor right now.
Uh, okay, also, uh, thank you to Alfred,
So many A-list Titans here tonight.
Awards satisfy our irrational need
and the worst part is, the awards themselves are meaningless.
It's just hours of awkward banter and boring retrospectives
Just thinking about how unfair it is
Not my precious.
so we can do the emotional "In Memorium" montage,
I am getting the mad.
Nows quiet, I wants to hear this gentleman
We recognized his name and assumed he was superior.
Wait. No, please, not my sweet baby.
based on very specific and fair judging criteria.
Wow, that is some strong language, mama.
The first annual Teen Titan Awards!
You just made this whole thing up
and the worst part is, the awards themselves are meaningless.
For the final award of the night,
Live, from the epicenter of entertainment,
Oh, just a little golden statue.