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00:22:07
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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There's a feline geneticist in San Diego...
We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyp in the bud.
- What? - It's a biofeedback technique.
I'll get my chisel. Heh-heh.
Did you spill ketchup?
Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so...
-...during the good-night kiss? - Heart rate, pheromone, et cetera, yes.
[RUMBLING AND GOBLINS SCREAMING ON LAPTOPS]
...is devolving into pointless jealousy.
There's a feline geneticist in San Diego...
Stealing snail mail, very old school. I like it.
Uh, what about your, uh, hallway friend?
Well, urn, good night.
The dietitian at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
...is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
The dietitian at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
- Doug, this is my neighbor, Leonard. - What's up, bro?
Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French?
Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
You betray us for money? Who are you?
...would have been endanger?
- It's fine. - It's not carve in stone.
Bold face, underline, like, dated.
...and haven't quite bounce back.
I'm kind of torn between Einstein, Newton and Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
- What do you think? - You propose the experiment.
The woman's not interested in me. The woman reject me.
- Well, no. - I smell robot.
...would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
Oh, I hope that scratch post is for you.
...with a genetically alter cat?
I disagree. Love is not a sprint. It's a marathon.
- Have you ever harm a human being? - Of course not.
Was this suppose to be a date?
Of course, there's the other possibility that this day kick off...
I think I might have a concussion. I'm gonna go lay down.
Yes, but I get carsick too, so...
It was sparsely sourced, but I think the science is valid.
...an unpleasant six months of you passing awkwardly in the hall...
...with a genetically altered cat?
Technically, it refers to the largest meal of the day.
No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.
Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common.
Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you...
I mean, I'm a perfectly nice guy. There's no reason...
I probably have it here somewhere.
This is obviously about Penny.
There is a generally accepted pattern in this area.
Sometimes he finds that filling, other times he doesn't.
...and haven't quite bounced back.
I have noticed that Leslie Winkle recently started shaving her legs.
Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...
He was kind of dreamy.
Fair enough.
Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...
...with a neurochemical overlay.
Wow, centrifugal force.
A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...
This is just gonna be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs...
...and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of...
Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...
Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you...
...an unpleasant six months of you passing awkwardly in the hall...
No, I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.
We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyps in the bud.
...the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction...
The bastard teleported.
But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again.
- Shall I count down from three? - No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.
There is an inherent ambiguity in the word "dinner."
I'm a rogue knight elf.
...for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate.