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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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I'm actually popping a leg pimple, mister smarty pants.
Okay, you know how they put ice in urinal?
QUAGMIRE: God, that's so shaky.
Because I made you lie down in the backseat
Cool, cool. How many globs of ketchup do you want?
Like Peter and his formaldehyde jars.
so hold in all your fart till this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
Glenn, sweetie, calm down.
and riff brilliantly like Robin Williams
WAITER: The fish is for the gentleman,
Pardon me, to quote his famous bit.
Chris, he said the touchdown counts!
You give your paw after a couple of tries.
I'm actually popping a leg pimple, mister smarty pants.
Thanks. Now maybe you'll take down those three billboard
PETER: Losers?! Name five things wrong with each of them.
-Get down there, champ. -(sighs)
Scrambled eggs with a side of toast.
Those scallop potatoes?
Scrambled eggs with a side of toast.
And whenever you feel like it, shout racial stuff.
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
that remind you of your dead alcoholic stepdad
you didn't know if you had any options, so you settle.
I really care about you and you deserve better.
I guess I'm just not as hung up as I used to be.
But this year, we're on track to get sue
Because I made you lie down in the backseat
-I'm also a publish author. -Self-publish.
It seems like that sometimes, I bet.
Sorry, Glenn, the footage is automatically upload
REPORTER: Is this being treat as a suicide?
-Who attend Brown. -For one semester.
This suck. I don't want to be here.
I think that's what originally drew me to you.
it's important that we spend some time together.
while being subtly furious at all your mistakes.
and riff brilliantly like Robin Williams
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
JOE: That's mine. I'm basically a human Steadicam.
I'm in, and I'll give you exactly what you're asking for:
Sorry, Glenn, the footage is automatically uploaded
Sometimes you want to shake 'em by the shoulders
But to that point, instead of always asking "Where's Waldo?"
I'm actually popping a leg pimple, mister smarty pants.
Ehh, mirrors kind of freak me out.
to out-of-the-way places to avoid being seen together.
I say erverybody just like erverybody else does.
Yeah, things that were gross five years ago are now heroic.
Brian, you're the best dad ever.
-You sure did, Glenn. -He's not my dad!
Look at a girl butt once.
Damn it, I'm sick of us always forgetting our great ideas
I can't help it if my adult teeth never came in.
having goofball sex?
You're also a pompous, pretentious,
(laughs): He'll be flattered you called him that.
It's wasted. We collect urinal ice
You're also a pompous, pretentious,
That's quadruple the projections.
You're... not ashamed to be with me?
What, you think this tidal chart's gonna come to life?
you're a little uncomfortable spending time with me.
that reminds you of your dead alcoholic stepdad
it was awful, I hated it.
Warm cuts? That's dumb.
Watch real loud trucks and smell the smoke
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
She says I say erverybody weird?
Be very, very careful treading around Night at the Museum.
After all, I'm not the first person to deliver tough news.
But you're a beautiful, intelligent woman.