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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Is there really a weight limit for the escalator,
¶ In a one-horse open sleigh ¶
Sorry, sweetie. It's Christmas Eve.
Okay. She had six well-done hamburger patties
to dab my forehead whenever you say something sexual.
jammed into a hard taco shell.
Some stockbrokers are gonna throw me into a gong later.
who wears a swimsuit for a bra?
And thanks for the pep talk.
sitting on the rabbi's lap,
One reason I work as a seasonal elf
dealing with all these new emotion and feelings
sitting on the rabbi's lap,
Good. Now get back to making sandwich
and walking into the mall fountain.
Just a reminder of how truly lonely I am.
My uncle who moved to the Idaho wilderness
I don't know. That's God's trick on women.
No. L-Last night, I was weep outside my ex-wife's apartment.
Lady, by the power vest in me by Paul Blart,
then faster, and the more he bounce,
-Through the window. -It was just unlock?
The windows are steam up
you are now ban from this mall
That's the guy that was pee in the women's bathroom.
Lady, I've been throw head first into so many gongs,
Ugh. Some people push their kids to do stuff way too soon.
Stewie, that Christmas magic you think you lost,
while she was riding a horse or something.
I can't believe I, you know, grew up all over you.
Which happen!
I guess we don't need this for anything.
I've never seen you sleep so soundly.
who wear a swimsuit for a bra?
¶ It seem today that all you see ¶
¶ And then he die right there ¶
He's kind and warm. He loves unconditionally,
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
I can't tell you explicitly, since we're owned by Disney,
Go find your mall Santa, wherever he is.
You're barely a character on the show.
You know, you don't have to say everything out loud, Meg.
I live to disappoint women, apparently.
Just a reminder of how truly lonely I am.
Deep inside.
¶ He ran outside in his bare feet ¶
I'm kind of freaking over the window thing.
Deep inside.
Ugh. Some people push their kids to do stuff way too soon.
Some stockbrokers are gonna throw me into a gong later.
Like, sort of a-a warm steam iron?
You know who else kept a list? Hitler.
Mall Quiet on the Western Front closed 900 minutes ago.
I try to visit every mall at least once during Christmas.
Geez, I'm trying to give you a heartwarming message
I'm kind of freaking over the window thing.
It's always disappointing.
I'm also enthusiastic about Santa.
It was awful, Rupert.
And merry Christmas.
¶ He ran outside in his bare feet ¶
-(fizzing) -Very loud fizzing.
Brian, would you hand me the Fat Man's fancy puking hat?
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
One reason I work as a seasonal elf
Aw, this is one of those weird third-verse-nobody-knows songs.
I know you're having a tough time.
Come on, Stewie. It's okay.
I don't make much money, and Christmas is very expensive.
-So, I'm-I'm sitting on Santa's lap... -Oh, dear.
Now, why don't you go warm up the car for your little brother?
Oh, look, there's all the Jewish kids