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Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer
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You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.
Somehow I doubt 20 years of amphetamine and failure...
Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's this little fella standing there...
Space Invaders! He's got Space Invaders in the lounge!
"Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth."
"Toys Colonel Gentleman wishes he had when he was a lad."
We need real human affection.
Halt! Identify yourself.
Stop that nonsense. I'll send a man out.
'Cause who can't use another sweater vest?
'Cause who can't use another sweater vest?
Perhaps a pill or a burst of Gamma radiation or...
- It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trapped in the phantom zone.
- Ice cream! - No, dude. Wait.
and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerve.
"Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actress who need a smack in the mouth."
But they also told me that the fate of the planet...
Holy crap!
But they weren't invent yet.
That part always choke me up.
That's why I've scatter the main components...
Once assemble, the device must be activated at precisely midnight...
Great. So we haul ass all over the world, almost got ourselves killed...
I'm an alien sent here at this appoint time to kill that guy...
They warn me that mankind was still too immature to be trusted with it.
hinged upon my machine being activate once.
Turn it up. I smell money.
Look at you! You practically crap your pants.
- It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trap in the phantom zone.
because he would have destroy all life as you know it.
Well, after ten long years, I finally translate the broadcasts.
- I guess. - And that big guy finally shut up.
We're suppose to stay on the...
Who invite you?! Just lend us the damn boat for a few hours!
with every wash-up scientist who blows through town.
Anyhoo, I wake up one day and there's this little fella standing there...
You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.
Man overboard!
and allegedly the most technologically advanced skyscraper in the nation.
Look at you! You practically crapped your pants.
Step back! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star...
There! That would've been better? If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?!
Once assembled, the device must be activated at precisely midnight...
Somehow I doubt 20 years of amphetamines and failure...
Somewhere in that foundation is the last piece of my father's little puzzle.
A message from far across time and space, addressed to me personally.
You can't do this alone, Rust.
Yes, yes. Perhaps the fresh air will...
Well, after ten long years, I finally translated the broadcasts.
Wake up! We're almost there.
What the... were you thinking? What kind of... up planet are you from...
Skip ahead. Maybe later he talks about grandpa's thing.
A message from far across time and space, addressed to me personally.
And we worked together, like a family.
and leave the heavy thinking to the supe scientist?
The only thing that made my life bearable, was the hope that someday...
Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos!
- Do something? - Whispering is futile!
He's retarded, Sally. You've seen Of Mice and Men.
There's so much I want to ask you, so many unanswered questions.
"Colonel Gentleman's good names for an imaginary friend."
- Cool guys? - It's way too tight. You look ridiculous.
and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves.
Step back! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star...
What I have to tell you is a matter of the grave importance, Rusty.
- They always tie you up. - Well, fancy schmancy!
You try finding a job with nothing on your resume but fake ghost pirate.
Who invited you?! Just lend us the damn boat for a few hours!
That was a weird one.
And you're visible. What's this really about?
- It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trapped in the phantom zone.
Quiet. I'm trying to have a family moment here.