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Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer
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the stamen-like skills of the yoni.
And this one could be yours for the pittance of 10 million. American.
full henchmen coverage, and a nice little mutiny clause.
If you ever stick your goon on the Venture family...
That seltzer isn't going to get itself!
nay, raging, as a tempest would, through their tingling nether!
- Never mind. - I share your nervousness.
Sh...! They're here! Fawn over me! Treat me as if I am candy!
- What color lipstick is that? - Pink poodle. It's a matt color.
I need an immediate blackout. Four, and a robot.
If you think I'll go back to a diet of Rammen Noodles and Spaghetti-Os...
I plan to use the never-failed strategy of jealousy!
Headquarters insurance, with the exception of bog or volcano hideouts...
He became a villain, and the story is that...
nay, raging, as a tempest would, through their tingling nethers!
- That guy's, like, just a torso. - Yeah! That's Phantom Limb.
- I dab. - I don't.
Don't talk to me, if I push any harder I'm gonna pop a gasket!
Or like I completely hauled off and whiz all over myself.
Yeah, Doc, you're gonna be disappoint there...
won a bunch of money at Card Sharks, invent a time machine.
- Why not? - We ditch it!
- I thought God shave your head. - He does!
Or like I completely haul off and whizzed all over myself.
Brock, this place is crawl with guys who hate dad.
You heard? I swear, I didn't kiss her hand or anything.
was accelerate beyond the speed of light!
whilst I pretend to look at my watch.
he accidentally made his arms and legs disappear.
Then it'll look like you accidentally splash it washing your hands.
Dude, I warn you.
I also heard that he slice off a kid's hand.
And it was made more famous because it was stolen.
- What is this crap? - It's a Rembrandt, how dare you?
Dean, you smell like a whore. What's that? Not again!
I shook it so hard I almost hit that pink puck.
You're awfully quiet.
- That's cool. - But I think he does it accidentally.
I don't think he professionally hates my dad, but he totally hates my dad.
Go sit somewhere! Watch my back and pretend you don't know me.
I am this close to seeing Dolly's goods! I mean, they can't sing forever!
She's a Supervillain! Possibly a Medusa.
You just ate dinner with a guy dressed exactly like you.
I think you may have got the kidney. I don't wanna die alone.
Well, on the up side, I finally dropped one.
What is funny about my duty? You know I take my duty quite seriously.
After posting an especially attractive picture of my prison-sculpted abs...
Strange, you almost can't feel it.
Used to be a good guy actually. When he and Billy, that weird midget...
Yes, Mr. Venture has been kind enough to give me some leeway with the rent...
You gotta try to hold on, Doc. I'll be back soon!
Yes, Mr. Venture has been kind enough to give me some leeway with the rent...
150 years ago, Delacroix said of Rembrandt...
Nothing, I was just sitting here watching the worst porno ever.
- What are you thinking? - This carpet is Persian! Irreplaceable!
Is it diabolical? Or at least butterfly colored?
Sure you could! That family's indestructible!
- All of this is ludicrous! - Great! He's bleeding from his wounds.
Don't do this crap. This is way too high school for me. It's embarrassing.
nay, raging, as a tempest would, through their tingling nethers!
I have been attempting to stave off this awkward, yet necessary conversation.
- I heard she was kind of manly. - That's ridiculous!
Who would say such things? The woman is a delicate flower.
H.E.L.P.eR., institute tactical and defensive weaponry.
He's blond, and... more, like, athletic.
- What are you thinking? - This carpet is Persian! Irreplaceable!
H.E.L.P.eR. kept them off at first, but man, those guys were persistent!
H.E.L.P.eR., institute tactical and defensive weaponry.
she commented that I was not only "lean"...
- How do you think he floats like that? - He's not floating, his legs are invisible.
Don't be a nervous nellie.
She's gorgeous!