Name: Now Museum – Now You Don't!
Released: 2019-05-07
Cast: Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer

1) canape ( канапе )

The canape come out now.
2) recrimination ( склок )

strafing me with recrimination and Mumsy's china.
3) stepdaughter ( падчерица )

That's for breaking my stepdaughter's heart!
4) throes ( муках )

whilst I was in the throes of a diabetic coma.
5) escalator ( эскалатор )

An escalator. A ramp!
6) pariah ( парии )

made you a pariah in your childhood village of...
7) caveman ( грибоед )

You're supposed to be a caveman!
8) moustache ( усы )

and the moustache, she makes eight legs.
9) anecdote ( анекдот )

and the anecdote that you, those closest to him...
10) outcast ( изгой )

Man-o-taur your size made you an outcast among men...
11) mullet ( кефаль )

This old panther's still got moves that'll make your mullet spin!
12) lotta ( лотта )

He's just under a lotta stress...
13) keg ( кег )

This entire museum is a psychic powder keg!
14) fella ( парень )

you fella think that champagne's still cold?
15) popper ( попер )

And a few popper later...
16) ponce ( понсе )

That's for givin' me a coma, ya fickle ponce!
17) torment ( замучаешься )

And to the first ever Summit of the Fraternity of Torment!
18) melee ( в ближнем бою )

But it's a melee! You live for that crap!

1) deign ( соблаговолите )

The only reason I've deign to ally my superior mind...
2) outdo ( переплюнуть )

- You really outdid yourself. - Great, great.
3) fantasize ( пофантазируем )

You fantasize about conquering...
4) poke ( тыкать )

But we poke you and everything.
5) crawl ( ползать )

and he crawl back to the best god damn thing...
6) sha ( ша )

She doesn't love you anymore and she sha't again.
7) mock ( глумиться )

that once mock us for our differences.
8) whip ( хлыст )

My bartender whip up a Shirley Temple that's out of this world!
9) reveal ( раскрыть )

Now all my secrets are reveal, huh?
10) blast ( взрыв )

Blasted Malomars...
11) arrive ( приехать )

Captain? Couldja be a pal and tell Sally the Professor's arrive?
12) suppose ( предположим )

But you're suppose to be dead.
13) invite ( приглашаем )

I can't believe you invite him!
14) spin ( спина )

it spun steel like spider's silk.
15) burn ( сжечь )

as you burn their village. Work with that!
16) realize ( понимаю )

I worked too much. I realize that, now.
17) throw ( бросить )

guys'll be throw each other into other guys.
18) bet ( ставка )

SCARAMANTULA: I bet you wondered how I managed to escape all those times...

1) parenthetically ( в скобках )

and, eh, parenthetically eh...
2) thankfully ( к счастью )

Thankfully, Kiki soon came to his senses...
3) alright ( хорошо )

Alright there, big fella.
4) practically ( практически )

Practically everyone Dad ever worked with is here.
5) obviously ( очевидно )

You're obviously upset...
6) doubt ( сомневаюсь )

No doubt your supernumerary nipple...
7) exactly ( точно )

Yeah, they're not exactly the brightest bulbs on the ol' Menorah.
8) instead ( вместо )

The man should be wearing a rubber ass on his face instead!
9) actually ( на самом деле )

it's actually totally, completely obvious.
10) kind ( вид )

have been kind enough to share with me...
11) soon ( скоро )

Come on, Team Venture, winded so soon?
12) enough ( достаточно )

have been kind enough to share with me...
13) together ( вместе )

May our hatred bind us together always in villainous brotherhood.
14) ever ( когда-нибудь )

And to the first ever Summit of the Fraternity of Torment!
15) least ( крайней мере )

that I may strike when they least expect it!
16) once ( один раз )

that once mocked us for our differences.
17) always ( всегда )

May our hatred bind us together always in villainous brotherhood.
18) never ( никогда )

Dammit, Richard. Never mind.

1) supernumerary ( сверхштатный )

No doubt your supernumerary nipple...
2) saccharine ( сахарин )

are drunk on saccharine sentimentality!
3) ravenous ( людоед )

we will feed his boy to my ravenous piranhas!
4) senile ( маразматик )

Stop faking. You're not senile, I saw you!
5) punctual ( пунктуальная )

though not a very punctual one.
6) diabolical ( дьявольский )

Oh, those diabolical sons of bitches!
7) fickle ( непостоянная )

That's for givin' me a coma, ya fickle ponce!
8) taut ( таута )

A taut, brown spitfire--
9) underdeveloped ( недоразвитые )

Now, while their underdeveloped brains...
10) ragged ( драная )

Ya been runnin' me ragged all day...
11) incompetent ( бездарь )

Incompetent fool!
12) chilling ( леденящий )

the chilling memories of which rouse him from sleep...
13) unbelievable ( невероятно )

This is unbelievable!
14) uncomfortable ( неудобно )

Geez, this is all kinds of uncomfortable.
15) cruel ( жестокий )

Hatred for the cruel society...
16) diabetic ( диабетическая )

whilst I was in the throes of a diabetic coma.
17) incoming ( входящие )

Watch out! Incoming frog men!
18) impressive ( впечатляет )

So, uh, whaddya think? Pretty impressive set-up, huh?

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