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Panda, t-the achoo!
Uh, one pepperoni and... A spring blossom.
[ cellphone beeps ] whoo-hoo!
[ electricity crackle, whirring ]
[ groan, baby panda sneeze ]
Panda merch! Guys, come over
Another lame piece of internet obscurity.
Nom nom swag! Get your nom nom swag right now!
Nom nom the koala, and panda the panda.
This is just a fad.
Now, without further ado,
[ upbeat music playing and cheers and applause ]
Nom nom: uhp, wait.
Will come take photos and sign autograph!
Back again, you loser bear?
♪ step off, fool ♪ [ growls ] you big dummy!
To defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation, panda!
I have an idea. Why don't you join me in my limo
Honestly, I wish I never sneeze at all.
You were suppose to lose!
If you throw this fight and lose,
will be crown the cutest animal in existence,
I guess it's allergy season.
With the sneeze hear around the world.
Oh, thank you.
Two animals enter, and one leave with the title
I mean, is this what mothers feel like?
♪ we'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ walkin' in like you step off the bottom ♪
I mean, is this what mothers feel like?
Two animals enter, and one leaves with the title
First up, what do you say we start
Hmm. Leaning against things make you look cool, huh?
Man: do you want anything to drink?
I'm glad we line up three hours early.
I don't want to be know for this.
♪ wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ so, stand aside and face it ♪
Yeah, exactly.
Finally, this nightmare will be over for both of us.
Eh, I don't think it's quite working for you.
Dude, that was the cutest sneeze ever.
Honestly, I wish I never sneezed at all.
I want to be number one again.
I'm still cute! Look! Look! I can sneeze, too!
Well, of course. We all do.
And support the cutest bear around.
Well, the answer is right now.
Where you going, man?
The most famous, cutest bear ever!
Finally, this nightmare will be over for both of us.
Just gonna lean against everything I see.
And back to your cool-guy life, yes?
First up, what do you say we start
Could this be the turning point for our sniffily superman?
To defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation, panda!
[ upbeat music playing and cheers and applause ]
[ baby panda sneeze ] grizzly: what? This can't be.
That was adorable. Man #1: let me see! Let me see!
Another lame piece of internet obscurity.
Oh, I hope he's not nervous.
All I do is hug that gorgeous bear!
Ice bear thinks you're precious.
Hey, man, it's okay to be cute.
♪ 'cause I got mad game, gonna squash you in a burning flame ♪
Ice bear is proud of you.
The most famous, cutest bear ever!
Um, do you have anything orange? Hey, check this out.
♪ so fresh ♪
Everything will go back to normal.
The annual cute-off is around the corner.
This whole thing is getting worse and worse.