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00:22:34
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
100
I can't believe I just showed everyone my tater tots.
The chick with the three knocker from Total Recall.
What's wrong with you? What about you, Quagmire?
Steve, you ever think of growing a moustache?
Legend has it he dwells out by Fish Stench Cove.
- Nothing. - That's right, nothing. Don't you sass me!
- I never saw that movie. - One of them was papier-mâché.
I'll see you, fella. I got some fish to catch.
- Ay, Dios mio, una chica! - All right, everybody! This party's over!
Not if I strangle myself with a seaweed wrap and die.
That's what I wanted. I disappeared and spread the Daggermouth rumour myself.
What's the big idea sending me to that bar mitzvah?
- Hey, Dad? - French guy says "Deodorant? What's that?"
Meg, sweetheart, what's wrong?
I'll let you in on a secret, neighbour. The best fishing is at latitude 42, longitude 71.
- Ay, Dios mio, una chica! - All right, everybody! This party's over!
and I was tired, and I'd been swimming in a pool with too much chlorine,
- What do you want on your thigh? - I want a skull.
And he was devour by Daggermouth, the man-eating bluefish.
...leaving thousands injure. For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw,
Daggermouth is the meanest, most ruthless creature that's ever inhabit the sea.
Sure, I'm blind in one eye, and my other eye was infect that day from picking at it,
I know, it creep me out, too.
Legend has it he dwell out by Fish Stench Cove.
That's what I wanted. I disappear and spread the Daggermouth rumour myself.
I am screw. I'm gonna lose my house and my boat and everything.
I wanna go home and spend the next three days in solitary confinement where I belong!
First, I hang the old worm out there. They usually go for it.
Chris, shut the hose off for a second. I have an announcement.
so I could use their ID, then you were suppose to come out
Lois will be home in a coupla days and we're getting kick out tomorrow.
I jerk 'em around. They fight for a while. Then they lay back and accept it.
I promise after a few days you won't remember the words "spring break".
If by read, you mean imagine a naked lady, then yes.
- 45 bucks. - And when we caught her, she wet herself.
I have decide to become a professional fisherman.
You could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.
- I'm a fish. I'm also delightfully mad. - Agh!
- I've spontaneously combusted. - I am sorry.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
What sets us apart from other banks is that other banks are banks.
- Yes, indeed. - Is it raining again?
- Indeed. - Most certainly.
Not so fast! Perhaps I could offer you a glass of port.
Oh, yeah. Now, that's a job. Fresh sea air, working outside.
- I have not, Lois. - He's right. It's actually been more like...
I was so busy having fun, I guess I kind of ruined it for you.
and give me the ID so I can get inside!
He'll kill any man that comes near there. I saw him once.
- You're loose enough for the both of us. - What?
- How about we get together later? - OK.
- Agh! - It's him! Quick, shoot him!
I got to admit I half expected to come home, and our stuff would be gone,
Not so fast! Perhaps I could offer you a glass of port.
- I'd pair him with an effeminate cat. - I'd watch that.
- That's not a good choice. - She's so jagged.
Congratulations. You've bought yourself a cursed boat.
Now let's go to Tom Green, who's gonna do something really outrageous!
- Mom, this is so lame. - Come on, Meg. Try to have fun.
Peter, this is ridiculous. I know you're upset about losing your job,
Wha... Well, this is insane! That's impossible!
- We could have a bake sale. - I think that's a neat idea.
Yeah, you can do it. Who's my big brave boy, huh?
- Wilson! Wilson! - My name is Voit, dumb-ass.
Peter, this is ridiculous. I know you're upset about losing your job,
He used a teenage colloquialism. Get the tear gas.
We're gonna do an informal survey here, kids.
We'll go to that fancy new spa that just opened up.
built a sophisticated talking fish robot.
Are you up for bids, too? You are just precious.
He got so drunk he fell off his hotel balcony! He's in a coma!
I think she's very attractive in a classical kind of way.