Name: Emission Impossible
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) guestimate

- People who use the word "guestimate". - Guys who wear sandals with socks.
2) bogeyman

- I saw the bogeyman. - Did someone have a bad dream?
3) episiotomy

Ah, baby books. Nostalgic for the days of chafed nipples and episiotomies?
4) toenail

Teeth and some toenail clippings and we'll be ready for our date.
5) duodenum

Oh, jeez! My duodenum's acting up.
6) testicle

Very well. Through the lips, over the gums. Look out, testicle, here I come!
7) quagmire

Mr Quagmire, I finished the scavenger hunt.
8) fella

Hey there, little fella. Welcome to the planet Earth!
9) scavenger

Mr Quagmire, I finished the scavenger hunt.
10) twinkle

You've seen that little gleam in the fat man's eye? That twinkle?
11) modulator

All right, testing voice modulator. Blast, you vile woman!
12) deuce

Another baby? But I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me?
13) arrogance

We should exchange monosyllabic expressions of arrogance in person.
14) phaser

Very well. Fire phaser!
15) sleeper

- I've got you in the sleeper hold. - As I you.
16) sandal

- People who use the word "guestimate". - Guys who wear sandal with socks.
17) neighbour

What you buildin', neighbour?
18) interruption

I've had it with these interruption. All we want is time alone.

1) chafe

Ah, baby books. Nostalgic for the days of chafe nipples and episiotomies?
2) degrade

When you're born, don't let the doctor slap you on the ass. It degrade us all.
3) entertain

Gosh, I never entertain kids before.
4) slash

Carol, say "David Banner, I just slash your tyres. "
5) swear

I'll kill you, I swear to God!
6) intend

This is Stewie country, and I intend to keep it that way.
7) deserve

You deserve it, my beautiful princess.
8) dump

Carol, since Ted dump you, can I have his shirts?
9) dig

But this is where I always keep the gloves. Maybe if I dig deeper.
10) screw

You gotta relax. You let that kid start calling the shots now and you're screw.
11) throw

We are so throw you a shower.
12) promise

I promise her I'd be on the next train. Poor Carol, all alone in that big house.
13) pull

Not you, Peter. Carol, push. Peter, you pull.
14) push

- What? - Dad, Meg keeps push me.
15) grow

and I find it grow truer and truer as time goes by.
16) spend

Oh, my God! They're at it again. All this time spent keeping people from having sex!
17) happen

What happen to Bobby when they added Oliver to The Brady Bunch?
18) guess

Oh, that's right. And a kid's meal. And... I guess I'll have fries.

1) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
2) technically

It can't happen. I was here first. Well, technically third, but no time for semantics.
3) aside

Move aside. I know a short cut.
4) solo

And solo from the pet rock.
5) certainly

What's that? I certainly am not overreacting.
6) exactly

My thoughts exactly.
7) alone

I promised her I'd be on the next train. Poor Carol, all alone in that big house.
8) perhaps

Perhaps I've been looking at this the wrong way.
9) forward

As God is my witness, from this day forward, Peter and Lois shall not conceive.
10) almost

Don't worry. We're almost there. Peter, why are we stopped?
11) soon

And as soon as the baby can crawl, it'll probably leave me too,
12) together

Hey. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
13) else

If I have fries, is anybody else gonna have any?
14) ever

The best thing I've ever done is being a dad.
15) sure

- Sweetie, you're not serious? - I sure am.
16) once

If you say "That's what she said" once more, I'll pop you.
17) always

But this is where I always keep the gloves. Maybe if I dig deeper.
18) never

Gosh, I never entertained kids before.

1) unsharpened

- An unsharpened pencil? - Check.
2) pinchable

My cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heart-warming.
3) unrequited

In a few days you'll have a beautiful baby to smother with all your unrequited love.
4) unarmed

- You came unarmed? - As we agreed.
5) testicular

Entering testicular perimeter.
6) admirable

Admirable. But foolish!
7) vile

All right, testing voice modulator. Blast, you vile woman!
8) formidable

After all, it's obvious we'd make quite a formidable team.
9) obligated

In accordance with Megan's Law, I'm obligated to inform you that...
10) foolish

Admirable. But foolish!
11) aesthetic

Pardon me, you with severe aesthetic deficiencies.
12) asleep

My leg is asleep.
13) awful

That's awful.
14) intimate

- What are you doing here? - Peter and Lois are... getting intimate.
15) romantic

This romantic dinner was a wonderful idea, Peter.
16) obvious

After all, it's obvious we'd make quite a formidable team.
17) purple

Let's see. We've got soda, purple stuff...
18) alive

Oh, my God! The twinkle. He's alive.

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