Name: The Kiss Seen Around the World
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) chowderhead

Those chowderhead on the corner busted your stones.
2) pitter

with the pitter-patter of grandchildren as ugly as sin.
3) leprechaun

...that's where leprechaun hide their gold. More at 11.
4) understatement

- Nice bike. - That's the understatement of the century.
5) moustache

Question number one: Would you consider growing a moustache?
6) beggar

Thank you, Meg. I guess beggar can be choosers. And now this.
7) mucus

Mine especially was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose.
8) dork

- He is the biggest dork on the planet. - Totally.
9) casket

Why's the president in this casket? We'll tell you.
10) rooftop

Thank you, Diane. There may have been some commotion on the rooftop,
11) sweetie

Hang on, sweetie. I've gotta call Peter Jennings and reschedule our golf game.
12) murderer

The gunman's been identified as the Mass Media Murderer who targets the press.
13) assassin

Hey! That was my lucky assassin hat!
14) sucker

Ha-ha! See ya later, sucker! And by the way, Rather is an OK guy in small doses.
15) stunt

I'm going to identify when it's Shatner and when it's his stunt double, Fred Lubbins.
16) crater

Its surface is plagued with crater and jagged peaks.
17) paw

What the...? Hey, hey, let go. Get your filthy paw off.
18) chopper

That means you'll get to ride in the news chopper. I'm so jealous.

1) dismember

I'm here to turn myself in. I have a dismember hooker bleeding in my trunk.
2) chooser

Thank you, Meg. I guess beggars can be chooser. And now this.
3) tickle

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickle my brain.
4) plague

Its surface is plague with craters and jagged peaks.
5) cease

This is where we cease to be Meg and Neil
6) bust

Those chowderheads on the corner bust your stones.
7) leap

Al, why haven't I leap?
8) burst

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, it makes my heart burst.
9) freeze

That's Shatner, but when I freeze-frame, you can clearly see Lubbins' coffee cup.
10) dare

How dare you condescend to me? I demand justice!
11) arrest

- Ugh! - Mr Lassenbee's getting arrest.
12) gather

Dearly beloved, we are gather here today
13) laugh

And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laugh and I die a little inside.
14) stem

But then it dawned on me. Your cruelty merely stem from a deep-seated inner pain.
15) hang

- 35. That's the cheapest? - Yeah, hang on, hang on.
16) shut

Abe, shut up!
17) suppose

Oh, I see. Oh, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues.
18) invite

- What's going on here? - We invite Neil's family over for dinner.

1) anew

and begin life anew as Meil.
2) terribly

Ugh, we were terribly sick.
3) luckily

Luckily, we're running a special for the next 17 minutes.
4) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
5) practically

Seven? Well, my, my. You're practically a lady.
6) incredibly

It's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know
7) obviously

- Where the devil is he? - You've obviously never met a bully.
8) twice

Please flush the toilet twice.
9) truly

Oh, I see. Oh, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues.
10) alone

- Any questions? Meg? - No. Leave me alone.
11) sometimes

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, it makes my heart burst.
12) deep

But then it dawned on me. Your cruelty merely stems from a deep-seated inner pain.
13) especially

Mine especially was very bad. I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose.
14) recently

Recently, many of you saw me kissing this freak of nature.
15) almost

I did one with Dustin Hoffman. He's almost impossible to book.
16) fine

- Give it to me! Give it to me, Neil. - Yeah. That'll work just fine.
17) inside

And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
18) later

I'm sorry, but there's a handsome man in my spoon. Come back later.

1) crackpot

A teacher caught molesting children... with crackpot theories. Full story at 11.
2) supe

Let's watch it one more time in supe slow-mo.
3) orthodontic

My years of expensive orthodontic work will be a total waste!
4) benevolent

It's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know
5) hectic

- Uh-oh. Twelve minutes to Wapner. - I understand your hectic schedule.
6) jagged

Its surface is plagued with craters and jagged peaks.
7) sensational

Tom Tucker, live at James Woods High School with this sensational breaking story.
8) arrogant

Don't get me started on that arrogant jerk.
9) ironic

Ironic that your fate is in the hands of an infant.
10) jealous

That means you'll get to ride in the news chopper. I'm so jealous.
11) buff

Upper body. I need to get buff, so I can get my tricycle back.
12) irrelevant

Thank you, Neil, for that irrelevant presentation.
13) eager

- Did you two wear your eager caps? - I sure did, Mr Tucker.
14) evolutionary

There's a law against teaching the evolutionary theory
15) beloved

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
16) awful

I remember when Muriel and I had our first kiss, and it was just awful.
17) charming

- Now I see where you get it. - Meg, he's so charming.
18) enormous

Oh, my, this place is enormous.

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