Name: Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) appetiser

You ordered a pie for an appetiser?
2) kidnapper

- Tattoo here will look out for the kidnapper. - Higgins.
3) toot

Hold on, toot! I don't care what our therapist says.
4) taint

Say it. Say "I like cleaning your doody, Stewie. " Ha! Don't forget the taint.
5) quagmire

Oh, hi, Quagmire. No, Peter's not home.
6) fungicide

This 12-pack of fungicide is for my daughter Meg.
7) mucus

Oh, God! There's blood in my mucus!
8) fella

You were going 65, fella. That's ten miles over the... Why are you holding his hand?
9) itch

Damn itch. I wonder who gave it to me.
10) niece

This is our niece, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
11) jealousy

And I'm ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me
12) waiter

Waiter! Martini and a roofie colada.
13) pivot

No. It's step, hip, step, pivot. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
14) sweetheart

- Here you go, sweetheart. Open up. - No!
15) chopper

TC, fly the chopper around the island. I'll talk to the women.
16) bastard

Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!
17) sausage

- Can I have more sausage? - Yeah, me too?
18) volcano

No. It's step, hip, step, pivot. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?

1) tickle

Except that guy. But he's helping that woman tickle a midget.
2) disguise

It's got a cloaking device that disguise it as two homeless guys
3) spit

Doug, I spit in that guy's eggs.
4) lure

He lure me to the park with promises of candy and funny stories.
5) owe

- I owe that to my better half. - Who is it, sir?
6) realise

I realise this is upsetting. That's why I've invited Howie Mandel
7) rub

It rub the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Ha!
8) advise

I recommend a trial separation, during which time I advise that you date other people.
9) quit

I quit drinking. I might be an alcoholic.
10) suppose

The power's not suppose to go that high!
11) invite

I realise this is upsetting. That's why I've invite Howie Mandel
12) wash

I haven't wash my hand since you touched it.
13) appreciate

- I appreciate you putting me up, Cleveland. - Our house is your house, Peter.
14) happen

Please keep a close eye on him. Remember what happen last time.
15) guess

Yeah. So, I guess you're married now, huh?
16) eat

- Why would Lois be there? I already ate. - Take a look.
17) separate

Peter and I just separate. I feel like I need more time.
18) touch

I haven't washed my hand since you touch it.

1) charmingly

But I... I seem to be so charmingly befuddled.
2) terribly

I... I... this is... My, this is terribly awkward.
3) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
4) nowhere

- We're turning blue! - I've got nowhere to run.
5) apart

I know. But maybe the doctor's right. This time apart could be good for us.
6) sometimes

Sometimes you gotta do a lot of crap before they put you in anything decent.
7) finally

Hey, there's the mail! Oh, finally.
8) enough

- Oh, my God! - Nobody has arms long enough to reach her.
9) later

We'll work on it later. I love you, Lois.
10) though

Gross. I still think you're neat, though.
11) often

I just noticed. How often do you see a 17th-century well in this day and age?
12) far

How far can you get this banana... I can't say it. She's looking right at me.
13) together

We could get together for coffee, catch up.
14) else

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Ha!
15) ago

You were clean 15 minutes ago. Now you're just on vacation.
16) ever

That's it! You have got to be the most vile, disgusting human being I've ever met!
17) sure

You sure did. What the hell is this?
18) once

Maybe if you bought me nice clothes once in a while!

1) supe

- Ever hear of supe industrial adhesive? - Actually, yes, we have.
2) unorthodox

Mr and Mrs Griffin, what I'm about to suggest may seem unorthodox.
3) vile

That's it! You have got to be the most vile, disgusting human being I've ever met!
4) irrational

I can't let Peter's irrational emotions run my life!
5) disgusting

Oh, my God! That's disgusting!
6) uncensored

so I can observe your uncensored behaviour.
7) ashamed

And I'm ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me
8) awkward

I... I... this is... My, this is terribly awkward.
9) jealous

I guess I finally understand how you can get so jealous sometimes.
10) neat

Gross. I still think you're neat, though.
11) charming

Let me show you Mort's tape. He was so charming.
12) delicious

Mmm, delicious. I will seriously consider purchasing this product.
13) decent

Sometimes you gotta do a lot of crap before they put you in anything decent.
14) desperate

Ladies, I'm a very desperate man.
15) damn

- Please! Where my eyes are half-closed? - God, just take the damn compliment!
16) weird

This feels really weird, Lois.
17) silent

Suspect! Suspect! You have the right to remain silent!
18) romantic

There you go. Isn't this romantic?

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