Name: Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) souffl

Order the souffl? now, cos it takes 10 to 15 years.
2) merkin

- You know what a merkin is? - No.
3) frontrunner

but first, decathlon frontrunner Joe Swanson will attempt the long jump.
4) paraplegic

There are the paraplegic,
5) perp

I lost the perp!
6) wheelie

- Ha, ha! Tough luck, wheelie! - Yeah. For you.
7) decathlon

The decathlon. That's quite a mountain to climb, Peter.
8) fella

You think you're so hot, fella? Well, I can do this.
9) cauliflower

- Gave him a cauliflower ear. - Bully!
10) robber

He wore a Jimmy Carter mask, like the robber in that Keanu Reeves movie.
11) scarecrow

Mr Griffin, you can't expect me to believe this. That was clearly a scarecrow in your clothes.
12) deuce

What the deuce?
13) racket

Cool it. I am not gonna put up with this racket for two weeks.
14) waiter

I'm Joe, your waiter. Today's special is justice, served cold with a side of jail.
15) applause

Ho-ho. You're smarter than I thought. Give yourselves a round of applause.
16) sweetheart

- Hi, Mom! - Hi, sweetheart.
17) steroid

You mean steroid? Peter, haven't you seen what happens to those ladies on ESPN2?
18) skateboard

- But first, Peter, look out for that skateboard. - Agh!

1) sever

Ironically, I sever his spine when I landed on him.
2) freeze

- Come on! - And when I freeze-frame,
3) renew

For God's sake, I just had the damn thing renew.
4) arrest

Did he quit after gettin' arrest for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No.
5) pray

Oh, God! I pray this is not my first memory.
6) quit

I've made up my mind about this. I'm quit the force.
7) struggle

It sure is. Today we'll see some of our finest athletes struggle valiantly
8) suppose

- OK. - I suppose we can trust you.
9) wash

- You could be a desk. - Forget it. I'm wash up.
10) lie

bike-ri... jump ro... go lay on the grass?
11) appreciate

Peter, I really appreciate what you did for me.
12) taste

Gee, Peter, this water taste kinda funny.
13) suck

Yes. You suck. I rule.
14) lose

- All right, Joe! - But I lost the perp.
15) forget

Very clever. Take another reach. You forgot your change.
16) happen

- Joe, what happen? - I got the money.
17) guess

Yeah, I guess.
18) wear

He wore a Jimmy Carter mask, like the robber in that Keanu Reeves movie.

1) valiantly

It sure is. Today we'll see some of our finest athletes struggle valiantly
2) ironically

Ironically, I severed his spine when I landed on him.
3) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
4) besides

It was one cereal ad, Peter. Besides, he won the medal.
5) somewhere

You weren't planning on going somewhere with our $26, were you?
6) obviously

You're obviously taking us for saps, but we're not.
7) exactly

- Where exactly did the angel touch you? - Here.
8) finally

Finally we go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for 60 seconds of filler.
9) quite

Um... I don't quite know how to tell you this, Mr Swanson.
10) late

- You're gonna be late. - Maybe they're not there.
11) soon

In local news, Quahog will soon play proud host to the Special People's Games.
12) later

Don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.
13) far

- He's getting away! - Don't worry. He won't get far.
14) fast

Oh, no! A car going too fast to stop in time! Aieee!
15) together

I don't understand why he did that without me. We were gonna do everything together.
16) else

That's it. There's someone else he didn't thank.
17) ever

Peter, the other day was the first time I've ever lost a perp.
18) sure

It sure is. Today we'll see some of our finest athletes struggle valiantly

1) bulimic

We'll go to bulimic pie-eating in a moment,
2) acerbic

Your acerbic anti-white humour was a constant inspiration. Thank you, sir.
3) indomitable

"He couldn't go to the bathroom by himself any more, but his indomitable spirit... "
4) despicable

You're not gonna get the $26, and you're despicable for trying.
5) disorderly

Did he quit after gettin' arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No.
6) dreadful

He's probably waitin' to be interviewed by Dan Rather or that dreadful Gene Shalit.
7) pathetic

- That's OK, Joe. You can still win this thing. - That was pathetic.
8) tragic

I even got the first piece you're gonna run. Exclusive footage of my tragic accident.
9) depressed

Peter, Bonnie says Joe's really depressed about that robbery.
10) cruel

brought down by a cruel twist of fate.
11) inspirational

He's handicapped. That makes his story inspirational.
12) neat

No matter how neat I want the house, you clean it.
13) deaf

Still no sign of the deaf team.
14) twisted

against God's twisted designs. You'll cheer, you'll cry. You might get a cheap laugh.
15) innocent

I thought we were just having an innocent conversation about literature.
16) drunk

Did he quit after gettin' arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No.
17) neutral

I'll hold on to the money. I'm a neutral party, so it'll be safe.
18) damn

For God's sake, I just had the damn thing renewed.

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