Name: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) frankincense

- I just got him a crappy bottle of myrrh. - Hello? Frankincense! You always do this!
2) barrette

Those jewelled bug barrette. Not costume - real. Maybe you should write that down.
3) slammer

so don't think I wouldn't throw your drunk-driving ass in the slammer!
4) screech

Everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar!
5) sedative

Don't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. Go!
6) extinguisher

Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
7) blasphemy

How dare he say such blasphemy! I've gotta do something!
8) sleigh

and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to hell!
9) plutonium

All right, Kringle! If the reward is plutonium, then your wager is accepted. I will be nice.
10) saviour

Oh, our saviour has arrived!
11) poodle

So, you want to dress me up and trot me about like a circus poodle, hm?
12) reindeer

That's for letting Joe join in your reindeer games.
13) wager

All right, Kringle! If the reward is plutonium, then your wager is accepted. I will be nice.
14) pageant

and then it's off to the pageant to see little Stewie play Baby Jesus.
15) sponge

so you have to compress your body to the size of a sponge
16) duct

Yep. Now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air conditioning duct here.
17) goodwill

You think all this goodwill falls from the freakin' sky? It doesn't!
18) cheer

Let's lose the bad tidings and find that holiday cheer.

1) mutter

and one of them mutter something anti-Semitic.
2) porcine

Hungry Hungry Hippos? Claus, you porcine double-crosser!
3) portray

a man once portray on the big screen by Jeffrey Hunter.
4) intrigue

- Can you be a good boy? - Hm, your inquiry intrigue me.
5) practise

You just practise that guitar, Santa. Next time we'll let you do a solo.
6) owe

But you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe. Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
7) designate

Yeah, Peter, one of us has to be the designate driver,
8) leak

Change me! I've leak, and I won't face him wet!
9) urge

Can any of us be good? Are our primal urge innate or the result of our choices?
10) steal

Someone stole Santa? That does not rock!
11) dare

How dare he say such blasphemy! I've gotta do something!
12) reward

assured that our good behaviour will be reward with love... and plutonium.
13) assure

assure that our good behaviour will be rewarded with love... and plutonium.
14) arrive

Oh, our saviour has arrive!
15) suppose

So you understand, all these gifts were suppose to be for my family.
16) lie

You... you lie to me.
17) burn

Don't put it in your nose. It burn like hell.
18) bet

- Did you get everything you wanted? - You bet. A week's vacation, a new VCR,

1) terribly

Megan, Santa would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfil my obligation to Mother.
2) underneath

and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
3) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
4) possibly

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
5) twice

Honey, Santa's making a list and checking it twice.
6) alone

No, it's not possible! Sitting alone in this public setting?
7) perhaps

Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-a and wrangle a three-way with the Olsen twins.
8) quite

but not quite up to the task of seducing green women.
9) almost

I almost caught him last year. But he's magic!
10) soon

You can watch all the TV you want... just as soon as we get back from the mall.
11) along

Why don't you take Joe along?
12) enough

Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his family at serious risk.
13) later

But you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe. Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
14) together

Look, we'll put everything together and put all our names on it.
15) else

You all expect someone else to do it for you, like Santy Claus or Mommy!
16) ago

Thank God years ago I planted a homing device in her skull
17) ever

You're gonna make the cutest Baby Jesus ever.
18) sure

Sure I am. Meg, honey, get me some paper towels.

1) jewelled

Those jewelled bug barrettes. Not costume - real. Maybe you should write that down.
2) omnipotent

If he were omnipotent, he'd have the fortitude to show himself!
3) ontological

That'll be about as much fun as a lecture on ontological empiricism.
4) amphibious

and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
5) irritated

I am a bit irritated that I have to shop again. But at least some good came out of it.
6) bulletproof

No bulletproof glass? Claus, you make it too easy.
7) innate

Can any of us be good? Are our primal urges innate or the result of our choices?
8) perennial

Anyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread goodwill towards all men.
9) asleep

If I'm asleep, just stuff 'em in my mouth.
10) merry

All he did was wish you a merry Christmas.
11) drunk

But you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe. Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
12) damn

So cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents,
13) weird

and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
14) careful

- It's working! - Santa, be careful!
15) silent

and that miracle that occurred on that silent winter's night.
16) stupid

It's just easier to call you stupid.
17) mad

You're not mad?
18) wet

Change me! I've leaked, and I won't face him wet!

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