Name: Deadly Velvet: Part II
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jerkin

Helped by marlon jerkin over here, just because
2) noggin

Goddamn it! I must have gotten a bonk on the noggin, There. See? Unfortunately...
3) bonk

Goddamn it! I must have gotten a bonk on the noggin, There. See? Unfortunately...
4) twit

With a little help from those odious twit at stratton-whitney!
5) chump

Exactly! I'm not going to be the only chump
6) ster

[malory] ster-ling!
7) gunshot

For gunshot residue? Hmm? Wha-- y-yes!
8) alibi

So, your alibi is that you were busy committing felony assault.
9) gusto

Oh. Well, then, theoretically, me gusto mucho.
10) deane

Yeah, hi. Alan shapiro, attorney for veronica deane?
11) knack

Ah, you got a real knack for this. Rim schott.
12) extradition

Like, their extradition treaty, or...
13) tequila

Swim in tequila, dance naked on the beach by firelight... We could swim in the ocean...
14) fuss

But until all the fuss dies down,
15) bourbon

Have you ever had bourbon? [laughing uncontrollably]
16) sweetheart

Well, sweetheart, today just might be your lucky day. Just wait for the van, dummy.
17) bungalow

But-- I have a fabulous bungalow in las caletas.
18) bullshit

Or forever, once veronica deane fakes her whatever bullshit evidence on me.

1) rend

[laughs] oh, man, you never rent a mule.
2) sabotage

All these shoots sabotage,
3) beg

[chuckles] I be-- I beg your pardon?
4) haul

To watch the mother of his child haul off to jail. But he's so goddamn immature, he thinks it's funny
5) swear

I swear, if I have to pull this van over...
6) scream

It just kinda scream, "I'm guilty."
7) insure

Because sandpiper-crane was insuring the productions
8) suspect

Well, I suspect. All that "stroke of three" stuff?
9) fake

Or forever, once veronica deane fake her whatever bullshit evidence on me.
10) wash

Seriously? What is it with everybody wash their hands? Great police work.
11) shoot

Yeah, right up until he shot himself through both the wrist and the face.
12) lie

Thanks to you and archer, who lie to the cops with her.
13) murder

Ah! I couldn't have murder ellis.
14) lease

So wait a second-- you lease that surly bastard.
15) strike

Maybe the killer struck again. Ha!
16) catch

You caught me, didn't you?
17) happen

[shocked sigh] what the hell happen here? Man? It's basically an appliance.
18) guess

Hm. I guess slightly more than--

1) theoretically

Oh. Well, then, theoretically, me gusto mucho.
2) secretly

Well, yeah, but-- you knew that I was secretly having You caught me, didn't you?
3) terribly

But, darling, they were so terribly goopy from our love-making!
4) accidentally

Which I accidentally recorded onto a disk
5) technically

So, no one is technically fleeing, because no one is under arrest.
6) formally

Well, after they formally charge lana kane with ellis's murder.
7) repeatedly

And repeatedly, come to think of it.
8) legally

The point is, legally speaking,
9) literally

Am I? There is literally no question I ever wanted to hear...
10) perfectly

Aha! But his cpu is working perfectly!
11) besides

Besides, it looks like that enormous lana kane person is the real killer. Prank john huston with some coconuts...
12) basically

Well, it's obvious. It's basically right next door, for god's sake.
13) obviously

And b) they're obviously good enough to pass the turing test.
14) apparently

Anymahoo, apparently she shot another guy.
15) forever

Or forever, once veronica deane fakes her whatever bullshit evidence on me.
16) absolutely

Absolutely nothing to do with it!
17) extremely

Which you were extremely clear about.
18) certainly

I'll tell the cops she-- she certainly had a motive. What? No, I-I shouldn't have joked about that.

1) odious

With a little help from those odious twits at stratton-whitney!
2) accommodating

Thank you. That's very accommodating.
3) moot

Aha! But also, isn't the question moot?
4) admissible

All righty... None of this is admissible! Please rewind to milkly's heinous murder and play it back for us.
5) hers

Is it hers? Hard to tell with no serial number.
6) jealous

I mean, my god, the victim's jealous lover?
7) obscure

Too obscure? I mean--
8) supervisory

And remain with you in a supervisory capacity.
9) awful

Lana, sterling feels awful about that. Phht! Hope you're happy! Uh, duh... Free cornrows.
10) enormous

Besides, it looks like that enormous lana kane person is the real killer. Prank john huston with some coconuts...
11) fabulous

But-- I have a fabulous bungalow in las caletas.
12) fake

Don't even bother packing, just grab a fake passport
13) artificial

No, it's a test to see if a machine's artificial intelligence
14) damn

There's no way one of these damn "inepticons"
15) vast

Mm, I guess... Almost like there's a vast number of things
16) romantic

No, you goose. As a romantic getaway! Like, their extradition treaty, or...
17) stupid

Just how stupid do you think I am? I mean, really, darling.
18) obvious

Well, it's obvious. It's basically right next door, for god's sake.

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