Name: The Handoff
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) bertillon

Well? Who am I, alphonse bertillon?
2) blackmailer

Who knows? If they went to meet the blackmailer, no backup, then--
3) reviver

Corpse reviver #2, please. But if you don't have real absinthe,
4) jodhpurs

Oh, my god. They're jodhpurs!
5) tranquilizer

What? Yeah, the vet thinks it was some kind of tranquilizer. [fake cough] called it. ...When they poisoned my goddamn dogs!
6) mulatto

[phone, muted] â™ª mulatto butts
7) segue

Which is an excellent segue into a brief overview of our fee structure.
8) boner

[lana] um, old ladies give you a boner?
9) vermin

Yes. I'm sorry. Those vermin called this morning,
10) chipper

Get him to the wood chipper! [laughing]
11) savant

He's an idiot. Savant. Photographic memory.
12) deane

And so, miss deane, do you want me to ride with you?
13) absinthe

Corpse reviver #2, please. But if you don't have real absinthe,
14) blackmail

But she doesn't have two million bucks for blackmail,
15) rebuttal

Senator stay puft, rebuttal?
16) chauffeur

So they said I could bring my chauffeur.
17) pheromone

I'm sorry. Did veronica deane spray a bunch of pheromone
18) tequila

Mas tequila, pendejo! It would've been. [man] ocho!

1) discomfit

[english accent] I trust milady shan't be overly discomfit whilst in the boot.
2) burgle

You see, last night, thieves burgle the house of my attorney, al-- [veronica] yes, I-- I'm afraid so.
3) dupe

Sorry, but we got dupe. We thought we were stealing the disk for veronica.
4) intrigue

You're just intrigue by the idea of a sugar mama?
5) stab

Physically, obviously, I'm pretty sure I got stab twice.
6) threaten

That's only because I threaten to have them deported.
7) swear

I swear to god, it was like a family circuscartoon up in here.
8) splash

And there was all this blood splash everywhere from the burglar.
9) poison

[fake cough] called it. ...When they poison my goddamn dogs!
10) bother

Wait. So, could ray not be bother?
11) knock

I definitely knock out, like, seven or eight, so--
12) steal

At any rate, um, whoever these people were, they stole, um--
13) divide

Two hundred thousand divide by eight equal shares.
14) shake

My goodness, look at me. I'm-- I'm shaking like a leaf.
15) screw

And what happened? How'd you screw up a simple handoff?
16) trick

Tricked us into stealing a computer disk
17) sue

No. Those guys sue our dicks off.
18) shut

Okay, so-- cyril, shut up.

1) undercover

Thought I might have to go undercover. [chuckling] what are you wearing?
2) emotionally

Goddamn, dude. But, man, emotionally?
3) desperately

I need you to get it back, desperately. [gulp]
4) barely

Would you care for a drink? Archer, it's barely nine o'--
5) literally

Oh, come on. Just literally yesterday,
6) loud

Or why I said that out loud.
7) somehow

That somehow raised all your testosterone levels?
8) obviously

And by "we," obviously I meant "you."
9) apparently

Well, apparently we're not saying "thank you." We're back to saying "phrasing." [scoffs] I'm not.
10) definitely

Oh, she's definitely the real thing.
11) unfortunately

You know? [sighs] unfortunately. So, are you and archer,
12) twice

Physically, obviously, I'm pretty sure I got stabbed twice.
13) extremely

And they are extremely well trained. Ex-mossad, actually.
14) exactly

Yeah, exactly, when clearly we're almost out of triple sec,
15) alone

Okay. They said come alone, but I don't drive,
16) almost

Yeah, exactly, when clearly we're almost out of triple sec,
17) outside

He's outside, securing the perimeter.
18) actually

Is the bear, like, standing in the space or actually driving the car?

1) actressy

Actressy craving for attention.
2) feckless

Don't be the same feckless idiots you were
3) distasteful

Okay, so as distasteful as it may be,
4) alphonse

Well? Who am I, alphonse bertillon?
5) palpable

What you can't fake, mother, is her star power, her palpable charisma.
6) dum

As what? A biker, dum-dum.
7) unrealistic

Although that seems unrealistic.
8) grizzly

I feel like I could fight a grizzly bear,
9) bogus

And paid us with a bogus cashier's check for a hundred thousand dollars, which--
10) jealous

Oh, don't be jealous, baby.
11) exhausted

Archer-- seriously, I was already pretty exhausted. I honestly don't think I can.
12) faux

A faux hillbilly restaurant chain called "po' people"?
13) bluff

So I figured I'd just bluff it,
14) asleep

Oh, for the-- ew! What? My leg's asleep.
15) beloved

Well, we got tricked into blackmailing veronica deane, beloved hollywood icon.
16) verbal

Two million dollars in bearer bonds, as per our verbal agreement.
17) dumb

You dumb idiots.
18) excessive

And also about how excessive spinning

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