Name: Liquid Lunch
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) blintz

I was putting away the blintz. I bet.
2) spritz

Oh, uh, just gave her another spritz. How did you, um--
3) scopolamine

Especially if you weren't exposed to scopolamine or something like that.
4) sherbet

Oh, oh, oh, and some sherbet!
5) stairwell

I'll take the lobby. You two take that stairwell to the roof.
6) kraut

I killed seven kraut with a shovel,
7) captor

It is a proven fact that torture makes you say what your captor wanna hear.
8) snot

[malory] because he said so, you little snot!
9) mobius

It can never end, you see! It's a-- it's a mobius strip!
10) ruse

Goddamn it, this better not be a ruse! Although if this is for real, I'll never forgive myself.
11) deane

And-- spoiler alert-- nothing is what you should've done with veronica deane,
12) burrito

Until I finish my breakfast burrito, I--
13) datsun

Does it involve scraping a cia asset off the roof of a datsun honey bee? Oh, I'll tell you what we're doing. [door opens]
14) sandalwood

But I also think I want the lavender instead of the sandalwood. Right?
15) rubble

[sighs] mrs. Barney rubble?
16) shovel

I killed seven krauts with a shovel,
17) morphine

Where you dick-bags got innocent people addicted to morphine?
18) bullshit

But whatever cia bullshit you want us to do, slater, the answer is no.

1) waterboard

How have you never been waterboard?
2) spritz

Like a bunch of yardbirds, and you spritz me?
3) discredit

Yeah, it's since been, uh, discredit, but-- [laughs]
4) drown

Wait a minute! I've actually drown before!
5) barge

How would I know that? So you just barge in?
6) crawl

Why are they crawl? Oh, sorry.
7) threaten

You give up your buddy just because some dickhead threaten to waterboard you?
8) swear

I swear to god, you people, the...
9) expose

Especially if you weren't expose to scopolamine or something like that.
10) cease

Archer, your professionalism never cease to amaze me.
11) leak

Look, all that crazy drug stuff was intentionally "secretly" leak
12) shut

Oh, shut up and come on!
13) ban

Wait. I thought she was ban from there.
14) suppose

Is that suppose to make it better?
15) kick

Wait, what? Look, the soviets were kick our ass in the cold war.
16) shit

That I shit my sweatpants.
17) bet

Plus, I bet this only affects women.
18) strip

All righty, I guess let's get 'em strip down to their unterpantzen.

1) oddly

Yeah, they were kind of oddly sexual.
2) secretly

Look, all that crazy drug stuff was intentionally "secretly" leaked
3) intentionally

Look, all that crazy drug stuff was intentionally "secretly" leaked
4) whatsoever

And just to reiterate, waterboarding will not affect me in any way whatsoever.
5) literally

Are you literally insane? No, but I'll tell you what is:
6) somehow

But only because my other options are somehow even worse.
7) somewhere

I think I'm supposed to be somewhere. No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait!
8) obviously

Goddamn it! Give me that! And obviously,
9) apparently

Well, apparently you're not.
10) truly

With what you truly believe are genuine feelings for veronica deane.
11) exactly

You are exactly the one! First of all--
12) alone

I'm sure you could. But unless it's helping you leave me alone
13) sometimes

Sometimes doing nothing is a plan!
14) deep

"oh, by the way, deep down, I really wanna plow my mom" freud!
15) instead

But I also think I want the lavender instead of the sandalwood. Right?
16) quite

Do not speak to me. You have said quite enough. No, no, no, no, no.
17) especially

Especially project mk-ultra!
18) thus

Thus triggering a chain of geopolitical events From assassinating a visiting soviet dignitary,

1) unfazed

When I'm totally unfazed by this.
2) unspeakable

Doing unspeakable things with bananas. [sighs]
3) geopolitical

Thus triggering a chain of geopolitical events From assassinating a visiting soviet dignitary,
4) idiotic

I demand immunity from this idiotic jo jo dancer bullshit.
5) moot

Moot! The question is moot,
6) lucrative

And here's to a lucrative reunion. Cheers!
7) pathetic

Instead of that pathetic little fanboy make-out session at the-- And-- spoiler alert-- nothing is what you should've done with veronica deane,
8) addicted

Where you dick-bags got innocent people addicted to morphine?
9) racist

Which better be as racist as it looks.
10) nazi

Which was written because of medical experiments by nazi war criminals,
11) insane

Are you literally insane? No, but I'll tell you what is:
12) dumb

Magnets! Especially for dumb idiots like you.
13) twisted

Oh, please! That's merely the tip of a very dark and twisted iceberg.
14) boolean

Boolean search, hypnosis, Cheryl. Yes, doctor.
15) innocent

Where you dick-bags got innocent people addicted to morphine?
16) soviet

From assassinating a visiting soviet dignitary,
17) surprised

Which, looking back, I'm kind of surprised I didn't remember
18) damn

To get this damn thing to make ice?

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