Name: Deadly Velvet: Part I
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) ninny

What are you ninnies doing?
2) dago

Because that crazy dago An obnoxiously good mood?
3) bub

Hey, bub, remember?
4) semblance

She might fall in some weird semblance of love with you.
5) perk

Yep. Just one of the many perk of having a c.D.L.
6) deane

Are infatuated with veronica deane,
7) rectum

Because you, prolapsed rectum that you are,
8) overrun

Find out who could benefit from cost overrun
9) racket

What, like a protection racket?
10) sabotage

[clears throat] and what makes you suspect sabotage? It's a joke. Lighten up, fritz lang.
11) blob

And even if he were, he wouldn't want a blob like you.
12) whoa

[shapiro] whoa. [pam] oh, my god.
13) barge

All right. So we just barge into his dressing room and...
14) dope

I thought maybe you dope had stumbled
15) throttle

And the throttle linkage is jammed wide open.
16) mule

Or shooting your first mule. Yeah, you don't forget a hoof to the tits.
17) fritz

It's a joke. Lighten up, fritz lang.
18) kettle

It's getting hard to tell the kettle from the pots around here.

1) reinsure

The insurance bond is actually reinsure
2) shatter

[groaning] that, and I'm pretty sure my ribs are shatter.
3) seduce

Ooh. How about I seduce her?
4) tamper

Nah, somebody definitely tamper with it.
5) stumble

I thought maybe you dopes had stumble
6) sha

So, apparently, you sha't. As it were, so... Hmm.
7) swear

Could we-- cyril, I swear to god--
8) interrupt

Maybe he wanted to be interrupt every five seconds.
9) neglect

Because if there is, you neglect to tell me.
10) scream

I-- I heard you scream.
11) insure

It's insure for triple what they could hope to make at the box office. From the production insurance?
12) bother

Because you never bother to consult me on anything.
13) tear

Yeah, but she was all tore-up drunk.
14) smell

I smell fire.
15) damn

Yeah, it leaves him right here 'cause I'll be damn
16) shut

Will make more money if production shut down. The investors on this movie
17) involve

And ellis doesn't want the police involve.
18) suppose

Krieger, I suppose you'll just have to be

1) obnoxiously

An obnoxiously good mood?
2) grudgingly

Albeit grudgingly.
3) discreetly

Discreetly. And if someone is trying to sabotage the movie, our job is to catch them.
4) undercover

Malory! Ellis wants to hire the agency to go undercover on the set.
5) technically

Well, technically, they both work for me, so--
6) whatsoever

I mean, I didn't know it. I had no idea whatsoever.
7) sexually

[sighs] and sexually, would you say--
8) barely

Pff. I'll take that as a "barely." Yeah, how you holdin' up?
9) somehow

No, we need to catch crane in the act somehow.
10) basically

Okay, the best I can tell, basically,
11) personally

I will personally frame you for this murder!
12) somewhat

And while the situation on the ground may be somewhat fluid...
13) apparently

Apparently ellis hired him to protect you during the shoot.
14) definitely

Nah, somebody definitely tampered with it.
15) absolutely

I have absolutely no need for a bodyguard, so--
16) certainly

Well, it certainly sounds suspicious. That poor devil may be paralyzed.
17) nearly

I know, but it's very nearly 3:00.
18) exactly

And that is exactly what I was going to tell myself to do, so--

1) tenzing

I wonder if this is how tenzing norgay felt.
2) infatuated

Are infatuated with veronica deane,
3) flamboyant

What, I'm a flamboyant hollywood producer.
4) upsetting

[archer] oh. Yeah, that is pretty upsetting. [shapiro] whoa. [pam] oh, my god.
5) proverbial

Yeah, that's the proverbial rub.
6) sarcastic

Well, I-- wait. Was that sarcastic, or...
7) rhetorical

Why would I be asking rhetorical questions?
8) chilling

Oh, and there should be a bottle of champagne chilling.
9) jealous

Oh, my god, jealous much?
10) suspicious

There's already been three accidents on-set which were pretty suspicious.
11) pretend

If I'm helping lana's new pretend boyfriend make a movie.
12) ridiculous

But that's ridiculous.
13) dumb

Let's go, you dumb idiots.
14) defensive

The victim had a defensive wound.
15) deferred

Treating deferred revenue as earned revenue,
16) impressive

Pretty impressive detective work, if I do say so myself.
17) suspect

[clears throat] and what makes you suspect sabotage? It's a joke. Lighten up, fritz lang.
18) damn

This is no time to be taking your damn drugs, you hippie dropouts.

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