Name: Motherless Child
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) framboise

[coughing] oh my god, framboise! Remember her?
2) gigawatt

It would take like, gigawatt worth of volts.
3) farmhand

Worst case, an innocent migrant farmhand
4) tock

Tick tock, tick tock.
5) bidet

Go crazy, use the frickin' bidet! Well, if she's going-- everybody go to the damn bathroom!
6) ruse

This is just a ruse. I clamped your car. I don't drive a cab, super sleuth!
7) femur

You shot me, shattered both my femur,
8) sleuth

I don't drive a cab, super sleuth!
9) whew

[malory groans] whew. Thank you.
10) dimmer

So why don't you go over there and turn up that dimmer?
11) bullpen

Like the dimmer switch in the bullpen,
12) orphanage

But I grew up in an orphanage. I never met my mother,
13) permutation

But every possible permutation of this password
14) bpa

I know, but-- oh my god, bpa!
15) garter

And have your guts for garter, you hear me? ...Hunt you bastards down
16) espionage

You spend your whole life in espionage,
17) morphine

Yeah, but give him some morphine or something to shut him up,
18) pun

Samuel johnson tells us that pun are the lowest form of comedy,

1) appall

Either it fascinates or appall you.
2) fascinate

Either it fascinate or appalls you.
3) rout

Hmm, and if I rout it all to a single circuit,
4) shatter

You shot me, shatter both my femurs,
5) cram

Crammed in the fusebox as it is.
6) bastard

...Hunt you bastard down
7) beg

[malory] I beg your pardon?
8) spill

Maybe spill an electrolytic solution on the floor
9) twist

But what kind of sick, twist, bastard...
10) attract

How could you be attract to a homicidal maniac? What? It's not "noice!" noyce.
11) shut

Will you shut up? I came out here to find someone.
12) suppose

I suppose there's really no telling.
13) shoot

You shot me, shattered both my femurs,
14) burn

The orphanage where you grew up burn down.
15) seal

And because it was a closed adoption with any record of it seal,
16) lose

[giggles] shut up, and all the records were lost in the fire,
17) forget

Oh right, I forgot about miss archer.
18) grow

But I grew up in an orphanage. I never met my mother,

1) delicately

Although, if you had worded that a bit more delicately,
2) awhile

I-- awhile, archer.
3) potentially

It also means potentially dangerous eye-strain
4) basically

We need to basically hack into the state's vital records database,
5) obviously

That was obviously sarcasm.
6) apparently

[krieger screams] [sighs] apparently not.
7) dead

They must not want you dead just yet.
8) quite

It could've been quite flattering, so...
9) almost

And yet almost as satisfying as not helping you
10) actually

Uh, I did not, actually. [scoffs]
11) sort

Oh, okay, but my larger, sort of overall concern
12) though

Bet you're surprised to see me though, huh?
13) fast

We're going as fast as we can!
14) together

My god, get it together.
15) usually

Although "anywhere" usually has some kind of sounds. Doesn't help much, that could be anywhere.
16) else

Just like you do with everything else!
17) sure

You sure you wanna know this?
18) least

For now at least, yeah, I think so.

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