Name: Deadly Prep
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) octoroon

[clears throat] I think, technically, she's an octoroon bastard,
2) stammer

[imitating] wow, still got that stammer, huh?
3) mulatto

I guess, what, mulatto bastard? A space at country day for his...
4) elitism

It seems like there's even more, I don't know, elitism or snobbery or whatever. I know all kids can be bullies, but at private school
5) oof

No. Oof!
6) vag

The free pass for havin' a vag. Duh.
7) pretense

He what? You what? Under false pretense, cyril! My partner paid him to kill me.
8) biathlon

I was biathlon, obviously.
9) ruse

No, dummy, that was just a ruse!
10) extortion

Not to kill him? That's extortion! Was about to pay me $300,000?
11) deane

The veronica deane case, I know.
12) canteen

Archer! Can you at least put some money on my canteen account?
13) summertime

Why not? And in summertime,
14) cuckold

Ivy's a cuckold, betrayed by his wife and friend.
15) stripper

She could have a teeny little stripper pole, and--
16) fragmentation

Hollow-point copper-jacketed fragmentation rounds.
17) caliber

Ten rounds custom-made, hand-loaded, .32 caliber, [door opening] oh, hey, good, you got the ammo?
18) bullshit

What is this "no new clients" bullshit?

1) aspirate

Turns out I aspirate water in my lungs.
2) fantasize

But don't tell me you never fantasize about killing your bullies, cyril.
3) startle

I startle you, you shoot me.
4) betray

Ivy's a cuckold, betray by his wife and friend.
5) torment

Yes! Or at the bullies who torment
6) drown

I shoulda drown you in piss when I had the chance, you little fa--
7) choke

And then he punches me, hard, and I'm choking on the blood
8) beg

You can, though. Please, I'm beg you,
9) asshole

I have no pinky toe! You asshole!
10) swear

Cyril! I swear to god I will leave you!
11) hesitate

Wait, why did you hesitate there, on "ten"?
12) crush

Consider it crush. [chuckles] Holy shit... I know, right?
13) scream

So I'm scream, and you're both laughing,
14) punch

And then he punch me, hard, and I'm choking on the blood
15) blame

Well, can't say I blame him.
16) inform

And why wasn't I inform?
17) shut

Yeah, but-- yeah, but shut up!
18) shoot

I startle you, you shoot me.

1) crudely

What appears to be a very crudely-drawn "vagina pass." All you got is baby pictures, a sub club card and...
2) jethro

No, jethro dull, it's for a case.
3) profoundly

Anyway, you're both so obviously and profoundly unhappy
4) presumably

Well, and presumably urine.
5) technically

[clears throat] I think, technically, she's an octoroon bastard,
6) literally

Uh, yeah. Literally scores of them.
7) meanwhile

I'm gonna make a run for the car. Meanwhile, you clear out the safe!
8) basically

Then she's basically guaranteed a slot
9) obviously

I was biathlon, obviously.
10) apparently

And apparently her business
11) unfortunately

Unfortunately, I don't think
12) possibly

What the hell can you possibly be comparing?
13) absolutely

I absolutely cannot.
14) exactly

Wh-- exactly, so--
15) alone

Tonight. Why wait? I'll be home alone,
16) instead

Instead of a lemonade stand,
17) almost

A little? You almost killed me!
18) actually

[laughing] oh, you. I'm actually his mother,

1) agonizing

A slow and agonizing death? Right? Than being forced to watch you die
2) merciless

Yep. God, we were just merciless. [chuckles]
3) grizzly

Damn! You huntin' ya some grizzly bears?
4) ambiguous

Is ambiguous, poorly-worded burns.
5) lame

But whatever, lame. [chuckles]
6) dull

No, jethro dull, it's for a case.
7) skinny

Imagine what it was like for a lonely, skinny 13-year-old kid
8) freshman

I am, yeah. Freshman year I didn't make varsity
9) supportive

By loving and supportive parents.
10) savage

â™ª a knight who is armored with a savage tan â™ª
11) tan

â™ª a knight who is armored with a savage tan â™ª
12) drunk

I'd be getting drunk too, in his shoes...
13) intelligent

Because studies have shown that if a child's intelligent,
14) okay

Hey, what's happening? Are you okay?
15) alive

And then plunge us off the cliff, and then if you're still alive,
16) absolute

Both of them bullied the absolute shit out of me.
17) mad

Cyril, I am so mad at you right now, my mouth tastes like copper.
18) swiss

You can open a swiss account

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