Name: Bel Panto: Part II
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) tsarina

In the meantime, maybe I should hold on to the tsarina. Why? Don't worry. I'm gonna get you out, one way or another.
2) krugerrand

I don't know. Have you got krugerrand? I mean...
3) mope

You got six or seven of these mope in there, dressed as clowns.
4) calzone

[gasps] what about calzone? [snaps fingers]
5) perp

Those perp gotta be panicking by now,
6) reprisal

Wh-- reprisal!
7) norad

What is this, norad?
8) pepperoni

Good news is, I got you the last slice of pepperoni and mushroom.
9) gob

Shoving pizza in your gob like it owed you money.
10) shambles

My plan is in shambles!
11) gunshot

But then we heard a gunshot, so... Gimme that.
12) caper

Do you think she's in on the caper? Or just giving him props
13) deane

And find out where veronica deane is with that damn necklace! Maybe there's a workshop with pliers, a car battery... [shapiro whimpers]
14) wad

Hang on. I got a big old wad of toilet paper stuck on my shoe.
15) ingress

Detonate, ingress, take out hostiles
16) orphanage

And a.J. Gets to go live in an orphanage!
17) decency

Ugh! Have you no decency, man?
18) pliers

Maybe there's a workshop with pliers, a car battery... [shapiro whimpers]

1) televise

While a simple hostage negotiation spirals into a televise cluster-fluck.
2) infiltrate

Put on his clothes and mask, and infiltrate the enemy.
3) barge

Yeah, well, so does barging in there with shape charges and flash-bangs.
4) soak

He just soak me.
5) chap

And what really chap my cheeks, besides ruining that dress,
6) swear

I swear to god, one more word out of you, [cocks rifle]
7) smash

But when the swat team smash in here and yells,
8) owe

Shoving pizza in your gob like it owe you money.
9) spiral

While a simple hostage negotiation spiral into a televised cluster-fluck.
10) freeze

Yeah, we just freeze 'em into giant icicles and hit 'em with a hammer.
11) quit

[guffaws] quit dicking around. Who? [imitating giggles] "who"?
12) shut

[quietly] it will if you shut your fat mouth.
13) suppose

Yeah, so do you and kitty wanna lick me through how that's suppose to work?
14) kick

Yeah, we kick the shit out of him. So embarrassing.
15) throw

...I'm sure it was only because you were throw yourself at ellis crane.
16) bet

In fact, I bet he's already taken out a clown,
17) seal

Bad news is, the doors and windows are hermetically seal,
18) split

[sighs] split them up, men and women.

1) repressed

It was my repressed desire to sleep with my own mother."
2) itemized

Presenting him with an itemized bill.
3) cunning

Ah, but doesn't the cunning rat find his way off a sinking ship?
4) embarrassing

Yeah, we kicked the shit out of him. So embarrassing.
5) relieved

Yeah. You're relieved, gnome-nuts. Gimme that.
6) septic

[zipper zips up] I hope you're not on septic. [toilet flushing] [krieger] oh, my god!
7) limp

I will execute a hostage and shove their limp and bloody corpse
8) unrelated

What? That was an unrelated note to self!
9) rude

Come on! I'm sorry. How rude of me.
10) insane

There's six gunmen out there whose leader is insane,
11) tactical

Which is the tactical equivalent of a cat puking on your duvet cover.
12) brutal

Swift and brutal reprisals!
13) deaf

Jesus! No wonder mozart went deaf. [cheryl] ugh! Finally!
14) swift

Swift and brutal reprisals!
15) innocent

That's what happened, and we're just some innocent hostages.
16) broke

[laughs] she's broke.
17) damn

And find out where veronica deane is with that damn necklace! Maybe there's a workshop with pliers, a car battery... [shapiro whimpers]
18) opposite

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. It's opposite day.

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