Name: Bel Panto: Part I
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion

[pam] and so about a jillion cops showed up,
2) tsarina

...The tsarina, an emerald and diamond necklace
3) blackmailer

You hired me to meet some blackmailer
4) tarragon

With a tarragon aioli.
5) bub

How you doing, bub?
6) baller

But, like, old-school baller. [gasps] that is so baller.
7) deane

Hollywood legend veronica deane. I'm sure you all remember my client,
8) jit

Oscar-winning director and also total jit-rag.
9) tinnitus

Like, hire a clown, tinnitus people.
10) restroom

The restroom. Which concerns-- yet again, and to no great surprise--
11) tiara

Do I get a bikini wax? And I don't know my tiara size!
12) mink

Jesus, glad I'm not allergic to mink. That was my hand.
13) centerpiece

And now the, uh, centerpiece of ms. Deane's collection.
14) jealousy

And the cargo is pathetic petty jealousy.
15) beep

Mind if I, uh, beep boop?
16) attire

Uh, your attire will be provided.
17) germ

And that, ladies and germ,
18) bullshit

Obviously I meant "suckin' bullshit."

1) swab

The damn things swab for dna!
2) kidnap

Were kidnap, raped, and murdered...
3) deane

And if veronica deane
4) bleach

What's up her bleach asshole?
5) apologize

What? And so I apologize
6) mack

'cause she thought he was mack on bleached asshole, and she's pissed at archer
7) insure

But surely the necklace is insure.
8) dare

[grumbling] oh, how dare you! Oh, hi. Uh, so sorry. I thought you were commodore perry.
9) assure

But rest assure, my dear,
10) shut

Because-- shut up.
11) suppose

Really? Excuse you? What's that suppose to mean?
12) appreciate

I truly appreciate the sacrifices
13) murder

You know, if we don't get murder.
14) prove

It prove I'm a great investigator.
15) craft

Crafted for empress maria alexandrovna in 1855,
16) doubt

And I doubt even god knows why,
17) catch

You shut up! Because I'm catch
18) decide

Tania here has decide she's got stockholm syndrome.

1) remotely

None of this is even remotely necessary.
2) somehow

Because somehow, some stupid idiot
3) besides

And besides, we're only 25 cents a day, plus expenses.
4) basically

Or move, basically.
5) obviously

Whoever's doing it, they obviously have to climb up on a trash can.
6) apart

Tear this place apart, room by room!
7) truly

I truly appreciate the sacrifices
8) exactly

I know exactly who you are.
9) alone

[pam] aw, leave him alone.
10) perhaps

Perhaps we should begin anew.
11) deep

'cause deep down, she's totally buyin' into whitey's bullshit.
12) forward

For being so forward,
13) especially

Especially when she's wearing--
14) almost

She almost makes me q my g.
15) actually

And we have actually met.
16) soon

And soon I will be mrs. Rompers.
17) else

I can't get anyone else on such late notice, and--
18) ever

And, if anything, more beautiful than ever. Oh, for the-- she's 50!

1) penultimate

[malory] which brings us to our penultimate item,
2) pathetic

And the cargo is pathetic petty jealousy.
3) nouveau

I-- or nouveau noir, if you must, Noir.
4) inaccurate

Well, that's a little harsh. And also inaccurate.
5) shocking

Had shocking blue been a band
6) petty

And the cargo is pathetic petty jealousy.
7) crowded

Wearing that necklace to a crowded event
8) harsh

Well, that's a little harsh. And also inaccurate.
9) insane

Are you insane?
10) dumb

Her dumb ass broke the damn thing.
11) endangered

Probably made from endangered quail eggs, or--
12) suited

When he's clearly much better suited
13) loud

Not for him. Plus it's really loud,
14) optimal

Do you think the optimal formation for that is a clump? And speaking of guarding the tsarina,
15) damn

The damn things swabbed for dna!
16) loose

He would've gotten loose or yelled or--
17) proven

What? It's a proven concept.
18) armed

Of the men and women who serve in our armed forces,

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