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00:21:53
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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A smidge of the business, like this.
Judy, it's a curveball, sure, but we can do this.
The poor schmuck needed a win.
No. Just doing a detail job on the urchin's anus.
Seems like a single fella like you is using his charm on me.
Have you done the penny crusher yet?
Yeah, those paramedic were in such a rush.
Right, right. I guess I'll just itch and be in pain.
Well, in retrospect, there were red flags.
Okay, so do I go into shock? Is there a medic on hand?
Why? Did the sea urchin learn how to brush its own anus?
And what they poop out is cleaner than what they take in.
I touched your sea cucumber. Oh.
And when there's only one set of footprint,
It's like you put a wet lizard on me.
Help me with that pigeon head.
And felt a wave of fulfillment
Because our baptism ceremony is,
I noticed you saunter over here.
Excuse me while I apply my medicate lotion.
My charm alarm is ringing off the hook.
And maybe poop out love.
with a couple of religious signs slap up.
You owe it to the fish. With all those poops you've flushed
so I crush our house key.
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And nothing bother a starfish in a tide pool...
You owe it to the fish. With all those poops you've flush
Yeah, well, you smell like you do.
and I swap it out for a ten.
that I somehow belong here.
No. The aquarium is shut down.
Wow! Are they, uh, are they suppose to be this ugly?
Everybody lie on the Internet. It is not a big deal.
It's been a beacon of light for lost souls ever since
I have. That's why I expand the key chain section
Yeah. I was just leaning casually on the...
Luckily, I'm an expert, so you're in good hands.
Look at me. Technically, you only
that I somehow belong here.
So basically, these ugly- slash-beautiful creatures
And lying to the IRS is definitely illegal.
You've been at the touch tank forever.
Or at least a date. Possibly?
But it's the only way to show you're truly dedicated.
Sometimes you can come off a little surly.
Especially now that we're dating, right?
So much. Almost too much.
Actually, I think that schedule's wrong, Judy.
A-Also, kind of unrelated,
What? No. I'm gonna die soon?
just go along, constantly making things better
Because they eat the stuff that no one else in the ocean wants.
It's been a beacon of light for lost souls ever since
this is giving me queasy knees.
May I suggest gruff?
And, remember, you're all devout Aquaticists.
Plus a believable Bible and a brief
Oh, that is brisk. Pick up a cucumber.
a distinct ecclesiastical government,"
but if they're good, they are immoral, am I right?
It's awkward and sad.
A-Also, kind of unrelated,
You made everyone so uncomfortable.
Your church has some neat activities lined up.
It's awful!
Well, you're not conventionally charming, you know?
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
So many jokes all of a sudden.
Yeah, well, I guess I'm nervous.
well, let's just say, challenging.
TINA: Fake religion homework. Wha... Wait, what?