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00:21:50
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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Yeah, don't get your pubes in a tube.
which will be attached to bottles full of giblets
FROND: So you want to put on
Shut your snout and kiss me.
Let's get to quirk!
And also your lunchtime,
Picture this: an underdog story about a turkey.
It's just bad and boring, like avocado toast.
Wait, make that waffle. Scratch that.
* And rather smallish bun?
And without further ado, sit back and enjoy
or during your audition, like I will be doing.
* They're all staring at my thigh *
It's a metaphor for self-esteem and community.
Time for the grand finale.
Help me with that pigeon head.
W-Well, just out of curiosity, what is your play?
* But it takes gut to be yourself *
* Are decapitate hotties
I overhear some of it. I heard it, too.
And they get their heads chop off on Thanksgiving.
Please. I'm-I'm beg you.
All right, fine, it might have been inspire
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All right, so it's settle.
* Man, oh, man, I dig that pig *
Backstage, an air compressor will be attach to hoses,
so offensive that it gets shut down?
The day before Thanksgiving is suppose to be a half day.
We've been invite to special dinners
The not-quirky turkeys realize
a certain word was throw around.
I bet it is.
It taste like victory and nachos.
And you've capture its dead-eyed stare.
No, some stuff happen with a pig. Oh.
Love it! Welcome aboard.
Look at her, she can barely contain herself.
When I-I was reading it out loud.
Basically you accept awards and give interviews.
You absolutely did.
It looks exactly like my grandfather.
I came in here to tell you guys that I finally,
* Why don't they eat a pig instead? *
(sighs) I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving,
Not quite. Ow. Ow!
I can almost do the splits.
Super cool.
Believe it or not, this actually makes it work better.
I mean, don't all old men kind of look like potatoes?
Yeah, too soon.
So, this was your plan all along?
Long enough!
so see ya later. Uh...
Some suggestive situations, implied nudity.
I wish... I wish I could be as graceful as you, J-Ju.
(flatly): * We're thankful for
Also, she has skinny legs
That would be ridiculous.
I'm still bored from last year's play.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
from an 88-stanza epic poem called "The Pilgrims' Picnic."
and then we make it so horrible and inappropriate
A harmony is when I sing loud than you.
Uh-oh, somebody's getting excited about Thanksgiving.
so offensive that it gets shut down?
attractive turkeys.
I'm a grown woman. Hello!
We have to sit through one of Mr. Frond's stupid plays again.
I need to know you're okay. All right.
Look alive!
We're really proud of you kids.