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00:23:39
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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I love the way you say "scooch"!
(gasps) It was the briefest of gestures,
We're gonna check out this new outdoor omelet pan.
And now a quick intermission while I change into a leotard
to get the rest of the merch in six days.
the menstruation scene was too much?
And now a quick intermission while I change into a leotard
The hospital carelessly, casually threw away my placenta,
This cadre will pick their teams.
I mean, I was looking at that folding shovel.
Quick question: how big is your crotch? What?
Don't you "pew, pew" me.
Why you shouldn't date any of the bartender
Maybe I'm just a poser
Bob's Burgers: it's a dead cow on a bun
Yeah, I'm doing it in the hallway,
My motto is when the going gets tough, I quit.
over on aisle 14.
(Linda grumble gibberish)
that you swore we needed?
Oh, you know, at one point I spill some milk
you know, so you wouldn't get freak out.
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If it bother you, you should say something, Mom.
When she shine her light on me.
Wait, Mom, are you saying that Aunt Gayle stole
How dare you, Linda?!
One that maybe smell like it.
She needs to do a run-through before she debut it.
You did it! I think. I can't tell. I'm twist now.
We argue about this for the rest of the trip,
Aren't you attach to that rope?
I wish everything fold. Yeah.
My motto is when the going gets tough, I quit.
they just shut it off.
How am I suppose to do that?!
The hospital carelessly, casually threw away my placenta,
This sleeping bag is insanely comfortable. Oh.
The hospital carelessly, casually threw away my placenta,
I violently stab a few pillows and rip 'em open. Oh.
(screams) Louder! Yes, sir!
I mean, technically, it's for beginners
I, uh, fell asleep in that tent.
You want me to explicitly tell them that you're not here?
It's basically a house.
Okay, then, I'm definitely gonna go.
Store's closed forever.
What exactly is the plan?
Sometimes even three minutes can be a thrill.
And finally, John Burk, an army drill sergeant.
(whimpering) Am I almost there?
It actually sounds like a pretty good sale.
Uh, kind of just browsing.
There's a tough outdoor Bob hiding inside
that squeezable indoor body. Thanks.
Second, she had a prosthetic leg.
But also terrifying, so I'm glad you haven't seen them.
Well, my big Appalachian trip starts next week
Oh, I see. You're jealous.
Unbelievable. Seriously,
was the insane cost of paddles.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
CENA: Every week, the teams are put through epic challenges.
I'm in here! I'm stuck in here!
Kids, tell your Aunt Gayle how excited you are.
when an elegant woman walked by.
Wow. These discounts are incredible.
Oh. That's weird.
Grady Powell, an elite Green Beret commander.
There's a tough outdoor Bob hiding inside
that squeezable indoor body. Thanks.
Stupid phone.