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00:21:51
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
5
You think I want to eat all this guacamole?!
I thought I had a cashew in my pocket,
Quacks like a duck.
a sampler, if you will, a little amuse-bouche--
and, uh, give it a whirl?
Meat fraud is the illegal misrepresentation
Um... I-I need... You need more sunscreen. Tin...
Hey, sweetie. How you doing?
Okay, the snare is set.
No way-- I don't want you getting your germ
I've got nervous tummy, Ron.
New spindle thingy,
Slide, you old bastard!
Help me with that pigeon head.
Do these goggles work as a top?
Is that an active volcano? Huh?
uh, burger from you?
a sampler, if you will, a little amuse-bouche--
Gene's injure!
Know what? Why-why are you whisper?
No, you just shave it!
Hugo, I swear I didn't know.
You crush the microphone?!
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and I was dig around in there for like ten minutes.
RON: Bob is scratch his chest
(groans) You were suppose to pick truth.
Jack Conway just invite us to his birthday party.
After I solve this case myself
You lie to me.
No. I'm realizing now that I probably
I bet I could save you $400 a month
Tastes good-- mmm, mmm.
Well, you better suit up, 'cause you're going to that party.
I mean, I got caught. (chuckles)
What-what was the way you describe what you sell me?
Oh, no. I'm accidentally spilling
Technically, it's ages 12 and up.
Hey, separately, can I take
aside from being a criminal.
to someone who basically seems like a nice guy.
I'm sure it's going okay.
I mean, obviously, you know.
Oh, this is definitely an FDA kind of thing.
Absolutely done.
we got exactly what we needed. (phone ringing)
but, instead of money, you use meat?
Tina, especially.
Yeah, actually, he heard about it and he invited himself.
"Yeah, he kind of seems like a nice guy.
Why don't you come inside?
If we don't get this guy, that horse is gonna be dead soon!
I'm still slippy sliding, though.
Probably should have gotten that a long time ago.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Jimmy buys the supe cheap stuff.
You assist Ron and myself in our undercover
I am sore.
It's sweet and sour sauce from the Lucky Dragon.
Tina, honey, I know you're upset about the horse meat,
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
I've got nervous tummy, Ron.
Jimmy Pesto? He might be gorgeous,
Hugo, Ron, I'm stuck!
I'm tan!
Really? You-you don't think it tastes... kind of weird?
We don't need a loose cannon-- we need a team player.
and throw it in their stupid faces!
Calm down, it's okay!
Looks like Jimmy Pesto's still mad at me
What?! Dad, nothing exciting ever happens here.
Meat fraud is the illegal misrepresentation
We'll give you four minutes of normal and one minute of formal.