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00:21:55
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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FROND: Are you familiar with
I'm off to the podiatrist, Dr. Cornsander.
We clear? Ah (tire screech)
(loud thud)
(doorbell jingle)
(groan )
Ms. Schnur had to use the restroom
Can I start you with some appetizer?
Okay, who had a plain hamburger? Wait, I remember.
I am not gonna lose it because one of our kids is a delinquent.
Don't say "ass," say "bum."
He was making fun of Vicki Tufo's forehead.
(doorbells jingle, busy chatter)
Not all the way through. No spoiler!
(doorbells jingle)
Help me with that pigeon head.
Two Burgers of the Day, please. You got it.
'Cause I have a problem with impulse control. (laughs)
What (screams, tires screech)
FROND: Don't start that again, Mother! (Louise gasp)
They sit alone in a room, supervise by me,
Bob, you're swamp. Let me get that for you.
Louis ! You scare me!
* Yes, I swear it's the truth *
* And I owe it all to you *
Uh, is it like you're suspend
Okay, I'm already regret this.
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Whoa, whoa. Uh-oh. Knocked some peppers out.
But then I scratch out "kiddo."
I mean, we're trap in here.
Hey, aren't you suppose to be at the restaurant?
you wash your hands; you shouldn't be touching the food.
I just need you to sign this permission slip
I appreciate it! (grun s) Ow. Ah!
Those notes really lift my spirits, J-Ju!
(laughs nervously)
Let's do it again sometime. Can I call you?
It's.. Yes, that's basically it.
He does, he definitely does.
Ha! Eventually
but you stay at school? Mm, not exactly.
They sit alone in a room, supervised by me,
What "The guy with brown hair wants it medium rare."
I'm just happy to be outside.
Eh? Eh? Teddy, I could actually use a hand.
Doctor said if I was even five minutes later,
I have a wife, she's just not here. She's real, though.
You've worked too hard, Linda! You've come too far.
We're gonna be working together on that bake sale,
And no one else was helping. Oh
She ran it three years ago, and Colleen Caviello tanked it
And ever since then, Colleen's taken it over
We sure did, Mom.
I think I saw a truant student,
She has six ingrown toenails.
is more punitive and educational.
That seems harsh. Just saying.
I wrote her an inspirational haiku.
You're going lip bald!
She had an enormous forehead.
Any dietary restrictions I should know about
(loud thud)
No, it's the guy who looks like a weird David Blaine.
convention lly attractive face.
It's, uh, like a cheap facial.
I know it's tough right now, but things are--"
Uh, she seems to have satisfied the requirements, so, yes.
Sorr . It's okay.
the obvious meaning. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I'm more alive now than I've ever been before.
Oh. No, gross.