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00:22:32
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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your fingernail are strong and healthy.
ZEKE: That'll be one dollar, Romeo.
You scared, mustache?
She's all fluff. There's nothing in there.
I just haven't been myself since the breakup.
We may have had a little friendly leftover
You want me to bounce on that trampoline?
There's gonna be some profanity coming at you,
But we don't have to be pawn in the game.
Oh, Flips. Sweetie, are you okay?
Oh, God! The strut was too much.
The jig is up. I know what you're doing, Chloe.
Ugh, chili poop! Got to get to the bathroom.
How does a mermaid even ride one of those...?
before recess is over, but, uh, I was wondering
the last slap mark.
Of all the days to get diarrhea of the butt.
Help me with that pigeon head.
Okay, class. Today we'll be dissect a banana.
Kevin Ishihara. He juggle three Beanie Babies
Well, I'm injure now, so I guess you guys won the battle.
It's an invent holiday, you know?
The teacher just waltz right out of here.
Tina dominate.
You scare, mustache?
(voice fade, exotic music rises)
We bounce up and down like this
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She smell like someone's baking a cake in her hair.
Right after we stretch out.
It demonstrate your virility
I have to admit, it really lift my spirits.
I bet you normally
My Zumba is at a studio, and they teach ballroom there.
-What the hell happen? -You brought a junkie to a kids' birthday party!
I guess in case we ever go back in time,
and sit on it backwards.
Well, that's actually incredibly sweet!
Zeke is literally selling weeds,
Jimmy Jr., I walked slowly and carefully back
Yeah, unfortunately.
I bet you normally
Thrills Not Pills left behind.
Not quite enough, because none.
Maybe mine are extra good.
Can you come outside? Your gift is here. (gasps)
Okay, Actually, I need another roll of TP.
until we get high enough, and then we kiss.
Y-You have to wait until a little later.
Uh, sort of. Your son,
You can't stab him, though, okay?
Unless you brought something else.
Oh, no. We broke up a year ago.
This is the dumbest holiday ever.
Thanks, Bob. Dope pants.
I know. It's so embarrassing.
Don't use your sensual Italian wisdom on me!
This is the dumb holiday ever.
Well, you look a little pale, Tina.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
MS. SELBO: That was a delicious burger, Linda.
(groans) You're so desperate.
(voice fades, exotic music rises)
Living my damn life, Linda!
Why are you two acting weird? What's going on?
Happy, sad.
(gasps) So romantic.
Oh, my God. Get it through your thick, round skull, Rudy!
* Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy *
Is that okay? Oh, my God!
I don't know, huh. That's pretty gross.
It's romantic and dangerous,