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00:21:35
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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Oh, I forgive you, my little floatstest with the mostest!
(door bell jingles) What do you want, flapjack?
Wait, what? Festoon!
Bunch of artsy-fartsy weirdo
Deco-puff pomp!
and I'm gonna use old bed sheets to make a ketchup bottle,
Don't be afraid of sequin, Dad!
Parade puddle! Paradles!
It's called petal paper. Buy some!
You start at the bog and you end up at the beach.
But why are we all pickle?
Sun's out, bun out. Am I right?
Then we'll laugh about how stupid hamburger are. (laughs)
Usually parade floats are for beauty pageant winners
Sucker. What?
Bob, don't let Pesto poop on our parade.
I'm a permaid. A mermaid with a perm.
Wh-What? Puff pomps!
A crumple napkin?
And to celebrate the freaks that weave the fabric
Oh, I forgive you, my little floatstest with the mostest!
And look what else I borrow from The Bear Trap.
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and burst right through.
* Someone remind me what it was all about... *
but The Bear Trap just rolled in here and stole our hearts!
and it smell and... You had me at "pee everywhere." I'm in.
I shouldn't have mess up your float.
Oh, would you just shut up.
because the weather's suppose to be bad.
* I was lost and wash out *
You shoot a T-shirt at a guy like a girl!
What? We were rob.
Let's promise to never get caught up in that mess. Totally.
Wait. What if we ram the barricades?
We're lost, Bob. Who gets lost on a float?
I mean, literally.
(sighs) I mean, when you say it out loud
and go until we can get back onto the route somehow.
We stay the course, there's gotta be a right somewhere.
No. Maybe. Yes, definitely.
It starts off slow, and then it builds
Hey. Sorry about earlier, Tina.
I was up there all alone, just making pickles.
There's a right. Finally.
Yeah, instead of at a 1,000% mark-up.
I can almost reach it.
I can't believe we actually get to ride up there.
It's, uh... you get kind of lonely down here.
LINDA: See you soon, parade. Stay funky.
We'll come back later and pick it up. What?
Oh! Free shirt, though.
Usually parade floats are for beauty pageant winners
(sighs) What else do I need?
You're a little grumpy and supe lumpy.
Bunch of artsy-fartsy weirdoes
What, do we have to live life to the ful
in provocative hand-crafted costumes, and we're lost!
Yeah, it's distressed.
and looked really weak and fragile.
all the way to a pretty sweet deli spread.
And hey, your float looks dumb, just like your face.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
We broke down. We're stuck.
All right! Ooh, I'm so excited!
Floral sheeting.
He needs fringe. Buy the damn fringe!
Kids, let's go get weird.
Dad, maybe you just don't like to let loose and have fun.
No. Yes, but it was silent.
LINDA: Bob, we're in a funeral procession.
and looked really weak and fragile.