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00:21:54
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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Stop? Schnapps. Stop.
Uh, you only have one jumpsuit?
Okay, I'm gonna go barf now.
Uh, yeah, I meant it like, "You've got it, toot,"
In the plunger. Sorry, Mom.
A raccoon?! Which one? Describe it.
Free floor ketchup.
Ooh! Fun fashion bonfire, yes, baby.
before my friend Arson Daly stops by.
Did I write "Linda is a fart" on it?
that tests how much broth you've, uh, drunk.
Maybe a hamster gets lost
This year, you're going down, mister!
Help me with that pigeon head.
will be coming in for a burger.
and its ear kind of has a notch in it.
We opened the air vent, but we couldn't see it.
Landlords call them "fire starters."
You said, "You got it, toot."
Pudding cups, she snatch them.
But what if I accidentally just peel this one
Now we'll just be breathing in
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Guys, don't you see? This is tear us apart.
Smell it! It smell good.
I'm flashing it. I'm-I'm shaking it.
and get my face scratch off by a rabid raccoon?
You don't get to win when you cheat.
Um, are we suppose to like it?
and, uh, surprise you, but it's in the truck.
But it taste good.
Uh, we lost an egg upstairs.
Oh, right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Lin, what happen last night?
I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate.
and then Gene ate two.
It's unbelievably bad.
I-I-I fell-jumped gracefully.
But what if I accidentally just peeled this one
and then somehow careen into my mouth?
Yep, that's definitely an egg.
Guys, don't you see? This is tearing us apart.
and I can't hide 'em forever. Good one.
Exactly. Happy Easter.
I-I think I might have still been drunk earlier.
TEDDY: Yeah. I didn't want you to be alone down here, Bobby.
This site says you can sometimes drive raccoons out
TINA: You'll finally make sense with Mom.
We were just up late.
That's weird. It's almost like you remembered it
Well, actually, it smells bad.
and its ear kind of has a notch in it.
with Teddy and me inside.
of the fun of finding it later.
You've got floorboard hands.
I'm flattered, but it wasn't me.
and get my face scratched off by a rabid raccoon?
and a very disgusting egg.
A rotten egg!
It's a distinctive fragrance by Kelly Ripa.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
Shh. Too loud, too loud.
I mean, I'm stuck in a wall with a raccoon,
...I gave up beef for Lent and I'm really excited to eat a...
He looks at a lot of exotic candy online.
Huh. Yeah. Am I drunk alrea...
That's weird. It's almost like you remembered it
Okay, be careful.
We thought they were for grown-ups.
so we don't have to do the stupid egg hunt?
It's okay, Doctor.
The bathroom? That's gross.