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00:47:50
Jon Hamm, Vincent Kartheiser, Elisabeth Moss, John Slattery
69
We're not gonna be bunkmate, Crane.
Would you drink vermouth?
We've lined up coffee and baloney with Nabisco,
My first act of benevolence, you can call Charles Butler on your own.
ED: Do you think "quagmire" should be plural?
I'm deeply sorry for the ruse, ma'am,
Statisticians, programmers,
Well, we'd love to share the crumb with her.
You're my decorator. I'll pay you in cash.
Lunch in the executive boardroom with Miller Beer.
I'm an army brat, remember? New base every year.
BARRY ON INTERCOM: I appreciate the call.
Maybe some waitress who doesn't care about you?
It's an octopus pleasuring a lady.
Is he on a bender, sweetheart?
Listen, sweetheart, if you don't mind...
The one his dad drank?
Well, you won't have to endure the hardship
Bullshit. They can't fire you.
MEREDITH: Good morning.
They asked if roast beef was okay.
to bring things up a notch around here.
I apologize for the intrusion.
I apologize for the intrusion.
Beverly always takes the whole hour. I insist.
We still owe them work.
(CHUCKLES) When I get settle in.
They screw up my office, it...
you should know better than to get attach to some walls.
Fine. I quit.
I'm gonna put in a request to get you involve with this.
You were suppose to watch out for us.
I was out of the office. I wanted to get the car wash.
Have you introduce yourself?
BARRY ON INTERCOM: I appreciate the call.
I recognize the names. I was just going over Tampax.
Well, you can't do that. It throw off a very busy schedule.
I promise.
And honestly, I doubt that's gonna continue here anyway.
I'm not sure the client respond to him.
I won't have you lost again.
You know, I once rode on a bus to camp sitting next to a guy like you.
Every dollar you spend
Did you tell Don what happen?
And no one thought to call me, I guess.
So, I spoke with Dennis.
(IN DEEP VOICE) "I'm, um, working very diligently
Well, hopefully I'll have that problem someday.
and, well, she's nowhere to be found.
We are strictly consciousness lowering.
but I feel perfectly comfortable...
I like Dennis personally.
You're sitting in his chair. You're obviously not expecting him.
It was Cooper's. Was in his office forever.
which I will eventually do
So now I gave you something, you can sit tight and keep me company.
It certainly is. Bill Phillips, Conley Research.
we immediately become feminine.
You'll be all alone.
it doesn't matter. They're finally ready.
Actually, I took another job.
Come on inside.
He'll be in New York soon
I'll be along in a minute.
My neighbors have seen you on the porch long enough.
Well, I'm not going to McCann. And so far I'm not going anywhere.
I'll have you know, I held this place together.
Three days ago.
And should you ever need anything in this city,
There's two ways I deal with disagreeable people.
Well, I'm flattered by both.
I'm a developer. Men get stubborn.
ED: Do you think "quagmire" should be plural?
but it was miserable when you were in it.
You're very amusing.
we immediately become feminine.
I can make fried chicken.
And, Don, this is a shirtsleeves operation. We want you relaxed.
Well, you may have sold me a rotten apple,
Guess we're not as dumb as you think we are.
You're disturbed.
We have an informal ladies' club.
You gonna show up drunk at 4:00 on your first day?
I asked you to do one damn thing and you didn't even do it.
This is incredible.
No, that's okay. You can go.
And we can't get mad at her for being independent.
Bill, why don't you tell us a little bit about this exciting new beverage.
Avon will be serviced by the exact same personnel.
You're aware that Peggy Olson handles all of those accounts?
Like some junior account man came in
just leaving a trail of broken bodies behind her.