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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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I've been dealing with fecal albinism my whole life.
¶ The timbre in my voice ¶
Merry Christmas. Here's a warmed-over turd
And by dumper, I mean fecal thoroughfare.
Did you pack my dandruff shampoo?
as my teammate, but not The Project.
-Sending good vibes. -Yeah...
There's a spot in the propeller room
The gopher sang that song.
-to a bygone era when men settled their differences -of intimacy out of the game.
-Why is your poop white? -I don't know.
Do you remember if you put your wrist to your forehead
Well, I feel like this has become a referendum on me,
Did you pack my dandruff shampoo?
Fuji for eating, crab for huckin'.
God, that Bert is an idiot.
Christopher Cross is a perfect gentleman.
From the other side of the aquarium?
I play this music, and it really mellow me out.
-Stills snort Crosby. -What does Nash do?
-He's white by a mile. He tuck -You're the one who needs glasses.
Snuck on a little of this action.
-(grunts) Hey. What the... -All dogs have to be crate below deck.
My cares have all suddenly melt away.
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-to a bygone era when men settle their differences -of intimacy out of the game.
No, I assure you, it's... ¶ La, da, da, da ¶
I'll be chasing this week.
Oh, you shut up!
This was suppose to be a guys' trip.
I think we may have solve your fecal albinism.
After we wake, we gonna fire up that Keurig.
Nash smoke Stills.
There's too much water push from the other side!
I got lock out of my room earlier.
-Well, this suck now. -Our whole trip's ruined,
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
Technically, we left you up there to drown.
Yeah, unless we can somehow tip the boat.
Just do what you would normally do.
I'm extremely dead,
I got locked out of my room earlier.
Peter, take a step forward.
Also, I didn't quite clear the table.
You guys got to stop by later.
-What? -He's half black.
The battery might be a little old, though.
We got to get out of here. The water levels are rising fast.
-Don't know what else to say. -(exhales)
from ten years ago.
¶ I could ever be... ¶
Why do you always want to hang out with other people
-I've never cleaned my ice trays. -Oh, you have to do that.
¶ Blowing through my life again ¶
Well, the answer to your first question is a resounding yes.
And by dumper, I mean fecal thoroughfare.
¶ Sentimental gentle wind ¶
You want to mess around on some damp towels
Well, maybe you'd prefer my song in Caddyshack, "I'm Alright."
but you do seem more relaxed.
¶ Sentimental gentle wind ¶
No need to be nervous.
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
the damn dinner bell for arm hairs.
You know how stupid you sound?
Oh, it's okay, Peter.
Whoa, you're alive?
This is so exciting. What do you want to do tonight?
¶ Is hold you tight ¶
for spiritual counsel.
And, look, Oates is hanging on to Hall for dear life.
is to dog-shake and get you all wet.