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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Everyone's eating lanch but me.
on the believability of the police work.
God, every crevice of this prison is terrifying.
It's about seven castaway. There's a professor
Well, Quagmire, guess it's just you and me now.
Could John McClane really foil a giant heist
¶ Dah, dah, dah-dah-dah ¶
So you think firemen are cool?
Kid, I know talent and shooting waitress in the mouth,
by a long broom handle or a mischievous dog.
I'm a master of disguise.
And for God's sake, don't lose your temper with Chris.
bagging groceries,
and red-wig twink are over.
I have a teardrop tattoo on my cheek.
from getting so karate-chopped right now.
Lump Monkeys on Forge.
and do zero paperwork?
unless I shiv someone,
I'm starving.
who just stab the warden and stole his clothes.
who just stabbed the warden and stole his clothes.
Jail is just a sleeping deputy with keys that can be grab
Okay, if we want to get arrest,
No one survive on their own.
Well, at least you guys celebrate with your families.
we want "You Belong with Me" by Taylor Swift.
I may sorta, kinda be engage to four prisoners.
(whispers): Brooks hung himself.
I can't believe you invite the whole family.
Our parents divorce when we were very young.
y-you recognize its value.
You promise?
-You smoke now?! -Yeah.
Who taught these guys how to play?
the best way to do it is to get caught on the Ring app
Let's celebrate by pretentiously analyzing some prison wine.
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
to please me sexually.
Yeah, we-we'll sit somewhere else.
on networks you've definitely never heard of.
How could I possibly have heard of Kal Penn's
Well, we're certainly glad to have you home, Peter,
I don't know exactly what this is,
You know, sometimes I envy the guys in the town jail.
I let down my family, especially my wife.
Actually, you guys showed up at the perfect time.
Peter, enough. You ruined Thanksgiving.
They're playing leapfrog. No one's jumping, though.
See? We can do other things together.
Yeah, we-we'll sit somewhere else.
Do black people ever go to jail?
Well, at least you guys celebrate with your families.
Because you're always selling yourself.
Peter, that's an unwiped watermelon seed.
I'm just sick of your overt racism.
God, every crevice of this prison is terrifying.
Joe, now is not the time for your bland political musings.
you need to be thankful for what you have.
-Peter, that's ridiculous. -H-H-Hear me out, hear me out.
Uh, it's a Belgian detective on PBS.
-That's insane! -Peter, Peter, you're crazy!
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
Oh, don't look so surprised.
It was called the Republican party.
Well, you sit tight, Chris.
All right, that one was sharp. Good job, Joe.
or some other reasonable amount of eggs...
He ate seven eggs. It was amazing.
so that kind of ended things.
-You are smart. -Well, I didn't say it.
It's not serious.