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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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My catchphrase is "Herf derf"?
which is pretty slim pickings, obviously.
My catchphrase is "Herf derf"?
yet magically out of earshot from him?
Not like that tub of lard Griffin.
so I can rap your knuckle with a ruler.
And my aunt. She fell out of the casket at her funeral
rectum and vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from leaking?
and make one room a trampoline room?
But speaking of, I, uh, need to borrow a shovel.
MAN: Give us a strut downstage!
Uh, what's your, um, ferret policy?
Well, if someone had returned my mower
I offered him posterior intimacy.
This is the year of instant outrage.
Now that preacher won't even make eye contact with me
like, "Hey, sailor," or "Up for brunch?"
but Bugs Bunny is about to make this tenor
I stayed late and unbuckle his trousers.
cannot be defame, I call Brian Griffin to the stand.
I hereby reinstate Principal Shepherd.
-How? -He choke himself off.
They should not be insult!
-Where? -He was nominate for an Oscar.
I beg him to take me then and there.
and I believe I owe you a weaselly political apology.
I'll never forgive you.
Fact is, you inspire me to get back to doing some writing.
I certainly regret that you did that.
Objection sustain.
I don't know why that bother me, but it does.
I have to open the window to get that fat kid smell out.
-I'm dig a hole. -A hole?
"I'm trap in Europe and all I have is my bikini.
What are we suppose to do? He brought this on himself.
-and have these books recall. -Not a chance, Brian.
but she is abnormally strong.
It might accidentally change your life.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
-Why? -But, sadly, he recently died.
I hereby reinstate Principal Shepherd.
which is pretty slim pickings, obviously.
Oh, man, I feel like you've been gone forever!
Objection. No one could possibly know that.
I certainly regret that you did that.
Remember her, from earlier, with the vagina?
School should be a safe place where they get shot sometimes.
I can finally tell you all how I really feel about you!
And deep down, he's just like everyone else...
-Why? -But, sadly, he recently died.
that Brian Griffin is, in fact, an idiot, and therefore
Actually, could you use a Sharpie?
-while the show is on. -Okay, fair enough.
My uncle didn't fall out of the casket, though.
Herf derf!
The stagnant cancer muting..."
-Now we have this unearned closeness. -Don't you see?
Mr. Griffin, you make a brisk and compelling case.
No matter how fat or shameful he may be.
Onward and upward.
I offered him posterior intimacy.
In any case, Principal Shepherd needs to be held accountable
Flunky The Dumb White Dog?
Oh, boy, Brian's upset
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
Be careful with that thing.
Yeah, okay, okay, n-nobody believes that tall tale.
but fat-shaming is not okay!
-This is so exciting! -Excuse me?
Chris, I can't believe you're helping the principal
This is the year of instant outrage.
They're permanent.