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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
53
Some greaseball at the bar just drew a guy in a circle.
Achilles, ACL, get in here!
Gonna have myself a pooch-belly if I's not careful.
(harpsichord playing "In Your Eyes")
I'm voiding my bowels right now because I died,
I will not play host to some family feud!
This is an outrage!
Oh! And one of the pea went inside!
of the love between a young man and pastry,
but that's okay, because I do karate outside against no one.
I-I meant... I'm Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.
Man, is this a great black toilet loft party or what?
a 500-year-old tale about horny preteen
has gotten into our peanut butter.
Alex, the elevator chick, is pregnant.
I'm in the midst of a full-on, lockdown sodium headache.
-What? -Yeah. Just bead. See?
with this poison is the best plan?
with very hairy arms and a tragically mismanage economy.
I done chatterbox my way through the whole prologue.
I accidentally fart on a candle
It's just been revoke.
Pythagoras just invent this thing called a "hypotenuse."
All right. She's mostly choke.
You deserve to die,
Did you think I was dead just because I fake my own death?!
Welcome back. My credit card got decline at the sex store.
Are we even suppose to be at this party?
I haven't pee for 36 hours.
I slip the security guard five cocaines.
in fair Verona where we lay our scene.
You know what I just realize?
I'm not gonna be ignore by you, Dan.
Usually, our rabbit rush up to greet me.
I bet Greeks will always be known
-(scanner beeps) -Well, you caught us.
I better warily approach that pot in silence,
with very hairy arms and a tragically mismanaged economy.
I accidentally farted on a candle
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
that society somehow decided is classy and not perverted,
My plan was to just hide this from you forever.
are you absolutely sure faking my death
We could perhaps try the combined taste,
but that's okay, because I do karate outside against no one.
Oh! And one of the peas went inside!
No, no. No, no, that's later.
Oh, God! Not gonna stop though!
That's as far as we know about right now.
Now, fair Juliet, let our houses join together,
Usually, our rabbit rushes up to greet me.
not 30 minutes ago in the carriage on the way here.
to recount the three greatest love stories ever told.
at least she had a pot of something on the stove
Okay, I had a feeling this fortress would be impenetrable,
and they'll add the sensuous music in post.
Now let's go call a bunch of jagged rocks a beach.
that society somehow decided is classy and not perverted,
Very irresponsible to teach this...
and I thought I'd give heterosexual sex a try.
Which is the poetic way of saying,
Name something you might say to a damned spot.
No. No. No, you know what? I'm exhausted.
My family makes the best canned sugar pastas in all the land.
Leave a message for our intact family
You can tell by her shallow breathing
It's so burned,
I have a fatal attraction to your husband.
We can get rid of it.
knowing they'll add dramatic music in post.
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
"She was very attractive."