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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
48
Hey, numbskull, that's how we got in trouble the last time.
Can I interest you in a nightcap?
-full of tugboat. -(tugboat horn toots)
You can still use the boathouse
QUAGMIRE: Hey, Stewie.
-Uhp, we got a tangle. -Uhp, what do I do?
-The shocker. -Right.
Winnie the Pooh casket."
next to the shedding, crumbling, dusty ancient relic
"Piglet pencil eraser."
You know, there are three ice cream parlor in town.
I'm not the person who yells at waiter,
"Coughing up blood, pain in abdomen,
Yes, I really like changing in silhouette
Beg your pardon.
CHRIS' PENIS: Same spit, different day.
I'm supposed to be shoveling the driveway.
¶ And the orb ¶
(liquid pouring, ice cubes jiggle)
but maybe everyone buss tables can freeze?
When Stewie invent the Wipeless Dump,
I snuck it in your food because I wanted you
Oh, Pop, I am so sorry I abandon you all.
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All right, now that that's settle,
I'm suppose to be shoveling the driveway.
so we can be shock at how well her people age. Tricia?
I will, I promise.
What the hell happen to the neighborhood?
I guess I'm just not a family guy.
you ate the presidential seal?
¶ It seem today that all you see ¶
-It's 3:15, Ma. -I know, we wait for you.
Why are you walk so slowly?
Yeah, I kind of waste my life,
No. He die.
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
But somehow, the same morning DJs.
Well, she basically just tests bulletproof vests.
You can't live like this, the house is falling apart.
I could care less what you do with the pink, truly.
Exactly, nothing.
Oh, my babies, finally all together again.
It's about 30 seconds behind, though.
Stop walking. I'll go back, you go forward.
Especially after Grandpa died and left me the dark boathouse.
I haven't seen you in almost 50 years.
Actually, I'm Dr. Hartman's son.
Yeah, I kind of wasted my life,
-I will see you all soon. -Oh, thank you, Stewie.
Uh, we didn't exactly get along too well.
to live long enough to see that global warming is bull crap.
It's about 30 seconds behind, though.
Oh, my babies, finally all together again.
because they're so distracting.
Well, she basically just tests bulletproof vests.
I mean, uh, damn you, vile woman.
STEWIE: Had a pebble in my shoe.
my name would be unfamiliar to you.
except I obsessed over teaching my penis how to talk.
"Merry Christmas and a Shocking New Year."
Oh, my God, that's awful.
Not like everybody says, like dumb.
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
you ate the presidential seal?
What a weird thing to try to impress me with.
They're too stupid to notice I snuck into the kitchen
Um, are you okay?
Yeah, Brady Boulevard is tight this time of day.
Your father's had severe diabetes
(liquid pouring, ice cubes jiggle)
next to the shedding, crumbling, dusty ancient relics