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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Just adopting and pucker-kissing.
with an occasional shocking seagull screech?
-Hey, Quagmire. -Hey, Cleveland. Giggity.
Um, how's the vegetarian lasagna?
(normal voice): What can I get for you fella?
I hit a gay jogger on my way to work today.
Guys, it's time to fire up our superpower,
Yeah, I like shows that are binge-worthy.
EDM music.
a third Big Beef 'n Cheddar. Who's on it?
-Isn't that right, sweetie? -BOTH: Mwah!
So, any of you out there have a futon?
was also a superhero, Captain Pedantic.
George Washington's poop. That's correct.
Excuse me, where do I put this briefcase full of money?
was just a squirrel who snuck into the office.
and hopefully we can come down there for the season finale.
My testosterone is so low I could not have thought of that.
and widely misunderstood.
God, I admire you.
was just a squirrel who snuck into the office.
Okay, well, what if I told you shut up?
Yeah, we're suppose to trust these idiots?
Chris, I'm lying here listening to you toss and turn,
How about I murder your whole family?
we have decide that Family Guy is ready for a reboot.
(gasps) Oh, I almost forgot.
is still a thing that exist.
You just need to have grow up in the '80s
Oh, I hope nothing happen
-He ate it! -People will eat anything!
and my jaw is worn out.
Nobody touch my voice.
¶ It seem today that all you see ¶
the show that challenge the notion
I thought I read you guys were phasing out gay jokes.
the song our parent company is aggressively marketing.
Luckily, I'm the town windower.
which will someday be owned by Netflix,
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
Sorry I only satisfied you twice tonight.
That woman looks exactly like me.
I found a pouch of Big League Chew earlier,
Sometimes networks will cancel a show
(gasps) Oh, I almost forgot.
Yeah, kind of changes things, doesn't it?
but you don't find that out till later
Anyone else?
that thing I did wrong 11 years ago.
Anybody ever been to Georgia?
And once again, we are so sorry for this.
No. I always bring one with me in case the show is kind of...
only to reboot it with less-popular characters
You know, I just want to say again that you were
Yes, unemployable neck tattoo guy.
Now one of us will become a breakout movie star
by rebooting themselves as gritty supernatural teen dramas,
with an occasional shocking seagull screech?
even if we're talking about something completely unrelated.
And please keep in mind that your spontaneous comments
most beloved television shows: Family Guy.
BRIAN: No, just our deepest condolences to a bored nation.
Um, how's the vegetarian lasagna?
with an occasional shocking seagull screech?
"And if you're impressed by the size of
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
that only attractive people can be on television.
PETER: That's so stupid.
Um, can we all be quiet? (chuckles)
and I'm proud to announce that person is Smarmy...
the college for people with bright futures.
Really? That's amazing.