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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Oh, my God, Brian, look-- a Fairuza Balk movie.
some of my homemade jewelry to your coworker during lunch.
Quagmire, that is pathetically shallow and vindictive.
Discrimination is a scourge, Stewie.
BOY: There he is! Let's get that fat dork!
Kendrick Lamar, drone technology, Hemingway.
it's one of the bells from a jester's hat.
Well, nothing left to do but binge-watch
Getting neutered eliminated all distraction
I'm very comfortable with "first responder"
Every time a waiter tells me their name, I'm gonna use it.
That and your uterus and how much money you make
this free Fandango golf visor I got
Oh, Stewie, you're gonna make me spit out my saltwater taffy.
and that will be my greatest accomplishment."
who recently foiled a robbery at Goldman's Pharmacy,
who fights dirty in my karate class.
is by the cashier.
I've always believed I was destine for a life like yours,
Getting neuter eliminated all distractions
Your hatred for me is what motivate you your whole life.
when I snuck in to see I Feel Pretty.
You abandon me.
But I would imagine it looks like an old, fade sweater
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I am. You've seen everything George Townshend's accomplish.
They smell awful.
with your e-mail address so you'll be screw for life.
I'm a bad friend, I admit it.
who have been chuck footballs at me all day.
Getting neutered eliminate all distractions
which by the way, is getting its ass kick
and now I realize it was two things.
Can you believe he threw us out? That's discrimination.
You promise we'd be there for each other forever.
We used to live here. I'm assuming he still does.
Two clicks and I instinctually went right to porn.
Quagmire, that is pathetically shallow and vindictive.
Scoot over, Stewie.
But presumably there were people who had AIDS at the walk?
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
Sometimes you have to literally cut out the things
and allowed me to focus solely on my work.
You promised we'd be there for each other forever.
Sometimes you have to literally cut out the things
I'll finally be able to beat that guy
who recently foiled a robbery at Goldman's Pharmacy,
-Well, almost. -What is it?
She actually wore this to an awards ceremony.
Then the minute Peter Griffin came along,
-Still can't see it. -I'll call him back later.
Stewie, I've got to have you around here more often.
and also everything else.
that were opened a dozen years ago.
and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
Maybe you should be a scrotum half-full guy.
(Spanish accent): Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega.
She's so talented and overrated and weird.
Coming up, I get all anxious and weird
(gasps) Unreal. Peter, look, look.
is so much more satisfying.
I'm gonna write an inspirational book
Quagmire, that is pathetically shallow and vindictive.
with a group of preschool moms,
They smell awful.
So brave.
Nervous but strangely excited.
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
I'm actually surprised he's still alive.
She's so talented and overrated and weird.
-Peter, that's stupid. -It's a fact, Lois.
It's okay to be easily distracted.