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00:21:59
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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No, 'cause I'm in prison, and my cellmate is bipolar.
is to ask a barkeep if he knows anything.
Uh, I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,
Who's gonna slap a tarantula of shampoo hair
I need it to pat down bacon and let Meg suck the wad.
Okay, fella, she's gone!
Mmm. So, I got my blacksmith certification.
Hands on the headboard, chief.
because of that brat Connie D'Amico.
(exhales) Can you imagine being the shovel
One of the waitress says you put her tip down her pants.
Huh. How long were you planning to sit on that little nugget?
Sweetie, it's the middle of the day. What happened?
I'm afraid your mother's a murderer.
Mr. Mason may have been a bird, but at least he wasn't a liar.
being made by a magic wand and whatnot.
(plays "The Stars and Stripes Forever" in high octave)
and diarrhea'd in the girls' locker room.
I'm, like, obsess with the stir-fry.
ZipRecruiter: we vastly overestimate
She's a classic, entitle, mean-girl slut.
three strikes means you're expel.
Connie, you're just afraid, so you lash out.
since it was her class you disrupt.
before they haul me off to the freaking cafeteria.
Brian, that LEGO movie kind of scare me.
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but I just kind of froze today with Connie.
-(phones ringing, keys clacking) -And she hack
She deserve to be in jail.
and then get dump by him.
like Skee-Lo mess up his wishes.
get arrest for rape, give birth to his child in prison,
Connie D'Amico fake her own death.
Well, our music teacher quit
I don't have time for underwear that bunch up.
ZipRecruiter: we vastly overestimate
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
(playing high-pitched note repeatedly)
So we're basically Scooby-Doo.
the brake lines of Connie's Celica apparently cut.
definitely let me know.
are-are you gonna stay that jacked forever?
of an automobile accident earlier tonight,
Sometimes this is the hardest part of my job.
And finally, I got to school early
-and stay real late? -Yeah, why do they do that?
Brian, that LEGO movie kind of scared me.
-That's why I took it. -It was so far from your eye.
Who else? What is music to you?
We found Connie an hour ago at a motel outside of town.
Have you ever wanted to receive a vegetable in the mail?
Mr. Mason may have been a bird, but at least he wasn't a liar.
music is nothing to you and never will be.
Seriously, who's gonna greet me in a shapeless sweatshirt
(plays dissonant, descending notes)
Now, what's this forgettable misunderstanding all about?
You're a very disrespectful young lady.
before they haul me off to the freaking cafeteria.
she needs to be more respectful to others.
Brian here likes the Moroccan beef.
Peter, I'm exhausted.
Like an Armenian kid in a candy store.
Joe, this is ridiculous.
That's nonsense, Lois.
Peter, we have got to prove Lois is innocent.
And then I will suddenly talk much loud and faster
Yeah, aren't-aren't we supposed to be the frozen ones?
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
Who's gonna go, "Ooh! Ooh! Careful!" while I'm parking?
Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker, transitioning into my sad voice
That was a very tough house call.