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00:22:07
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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biggest letdown of a night every single year.
of suits and cigars and bimbo and booze.
I'm Lily, and this is my fiance, Marshall.
of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze.
Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel
Ranjit! Dude, you're driving a limo now.
I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blanket.
I can't stay in these heel any longer, I just can't.
Oh, dude, not now!
Come on. It's going to get nut in there.
My roommate are having a party not far from here.
I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pig in blankets.
Holy crap.
No! Come on! Move, you stupid taxi!
Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story.
Must do robot.
Here, you need a mint.
I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral.
Yeah, I heard it playing at the party, so I swipe it.
There's this dude who owe me money.
Laugh for the sad clown trap on his whirling carousel
You guys had your schedule and I screw it all up.
We celebrate the New Year in Central Standard Time.
I suppose, in a way, I still am.
"Shot through the heart And you're to blame, darling"
My finger slip.
Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it suck.
Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix?
but in 2005, I attempt to do the impossible,
Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story.
What happen?
I guess the circuits are jammed.
I haven't eat dinner yet.
The flat's fix.
She seem like she might be into me.
Hey, what are we wait for?
Come on, Lily, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us.
What's up? Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?
- I am definitely getting psyched. - Oh, God.
I knew I'd catch up with you guys eventually.
Which is exactly how much time I need.
I was really looking forward to this night.
I super love you, okay?
People often ask me "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched so much of the time?"
My roommates are having a party not far from here.
This year we party together or not at all.
I cut my meeting short because I wanted to see you at midnight.
Well, at least we both have someone to kiss at midnight.
but in reality, it's always just a big let down,
I never leave home without it.
I had an idea of how to do it, too.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. We have to turn around.
and then narrow them down to one,
That just means we're gonna have to party that much harder.
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?
but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, it turns out she was asleep in the front seat the whole time.
I see a short bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby.
I didn't want to awake her. She looked so peaceful.
Okay, wow, it's getting weird in here.
Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel
No! Come on! Move, you stupid taxi!
Ted, it's okay. I'm fine.
I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage.
Now, we had a tight schedule to keep that night
Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it sucked.
He was like rich, successful, handsome.
Thas an actual picture of my pants.
He was like rich, successful, handsome.
The flat's fixed.
The former Soviet Republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?