Name: Belly Full of Turkey
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) knockup

As in "check out the chick buying the knockup test, everybody.
2) logjam

Barney, we need you out front. There's a logjam on the stuffing line.
3) afore

Hi. I'm the afore mentioned Ted.
4) dib

I called dib on the portabello mushrooms.
5) bouillon

Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
6) underpants

toothbrush, pajamas, underpants?
7) burlesque

I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment.
8) truffle

Ooh, truffle oil. Score!
9) urination

Public urination. Who gets arrested for public urination?
10) mayonnaise

"Six cups of mayonnaise"? That can't be right.
11) oat

You pronounce the word "out," "oat."
12) restroom

Lily, the restroom's the other way.
13) suitcase

Did you check your suitcase?
14) quarterback

Hello? NFL? Can I be quarterback this Sunday?
15) vodka

Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
16) cranberry

Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
17) shin

so I nailed him in the shin with my skate and I totally dunked it!
18) mushroom

Amanda is stealing portabello mushroom from homeless people.

1) embarrass

I embarrass myself in front of your family,
2) starve

And I'm starving.
3) whack

Yeah, you were sittin' pretty till I whack you with that mallet.
4) invent

A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invent.
5) spear

and now I've gotta spend it spear trash on a freakin' median strip.
6) steal

Amanda is steal portabello mushrooms from homeless people.
7) divide

and your country is deeply divide on almost every important issue.
8) arrest

Public urination. Who gets arrest for public urination?
9) celebrate

I'm Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
10) nail

Dad totally nail Marcus in the face with a snowball,
11) belong

I was unfairly punished because the wall belong to the judge's church.
12) shut

Yeah, no, shut up.
13) pee

You pee on a church?
14) throw

Well, that's funny, because your brother throw like a girl.
15) donate

People donate this food thinking it was going to feed the hungry.
16) mention

Hi. I'm the afore mention Ted.
17) decide

Well, we haven't actually decide anything yet, so we're...
18) volunteer

Guys, okay, look. I don't advertise it, but I volunteer here.

1) emotionally

I used to be, but, um, I just wasn't enough woman for Ted emotionally
2) someday

And, yes, there is a part of me that would like to move here someday,
3) surprisingly

The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet.
4) btw

And kicking ass at it, BTW.
5) incredibly

I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.
6) sexually

or sexually.
7) literally

Yeah. well, well, not literally, 'cause, you know, I'm keeping my name.
8) apparently

Apparently you can.
9) possibly

imagine how she felt about possibly having a 15-pound Eriksen growing inside of her.
10) exactly

Look, I don't want to be exactly like my family.
11) late

At that point, she was five days late.
12) almost

and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
13) actually

You don't actually volunteer here.
14) kind

Yeah, but... but I kind of miss you.
15) along

How's that little project coming along anyway?
16) far

But Lily knew "way down the road" might not be so far down the road.
17) together

and they share a meal together.
18) else

No one else has a time sheet.

1) unforgiving

A time when the unforgiving city becomes a little kinder.
2) depressing

and now I'm celebrating Thanksgiving in probably the most depressing place ever.
3) insane

No, Barney, that's insane.
4) stuffed

No, I'm stuffed. Just a lap dance will be fine.
5) suburban

is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare,
6) delicious

A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented.
7) gorgeous

Hey, gorgeous.
8) excited

He's a little excited.
9) drunk

which I did not see because I was drunk.
10) weird

Oh, right, I forgot. You guys are weird.
11) rough

It's the rough parts that make you thankfull that you have people to share it with.
12) median

and now I've gotta spend it spearing trash on a freakin' median strip.
13) tall

Wow, I forgot how tall you guys are.
14) sublime

I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment.
15) fellow

for thinking of your fellow man.
16) dangerous

It's the most dangerous and awesome sport in the world.
17) fantastic

Fantastic.
18) expensive

They're very expensive.

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