Name: The Duel
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) fiancee

And you took them down to make room for your fiancee's stupid painting?
2) fiance

that my fiance ran me through with a frickin' broadsword.
3) itch

Aunt Cathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
4) dresser

My dresser was right...
5) insult

It's a Klingon insult. You have no honor.
6) scissors

who I teach not to run with scissors,
7) bro

We were bro!
8) jerk

You're a jerk.
9) boo

Oh, boo-freakin'-hoo.
10) sophomore

And I'm pretty sure this is a mix tape you made me in sophomore year.
11) toast

Hey, a toast.
12) meantime

But in the meantime, wish me luck.
13) kindergarten

On Monday, I'm going to have to tell my kindergarten class,
14) helicopter

Why did he think he could build his own helicopter?
15) dude

You blew it, dude.
16) allergy

You said a pre-war building was bad for your allergies.
17) roommate

So, you're not still going to be his roommate when he gets married, are you?
18) sofa

What, like buy a new sofa?

1) irrationally

Because you're irrationally picky.
2) utterly

You're easily distracted and you're utterly anhedonic.
3) incredibly

right down to the incredibly tacky swords we hung on the wall.
4) legally

Well, still legally, they can't just toss you out on the street.
5) damn

Oh, come on! You know damn well, I move out, that room's going unused.
6) basically

Yeah. I mean, you basically live here anyway.
7) definitely

Yeah, definitely.
8) forever

I love this song. I haven't heard this in forever.
9) possibly

Possibly, starting right now.
10) truly

and it made truly terrible coffee.
11) exactly

How are we doing this exactly?
12) alone

Leave me alone.
13) finally

Hi. It's good to finally meet you.
14) kind

I always thought Shocky's coffee tasted kind of rusty.
15) across

Sitting across from the table is... that guy.
16) soon

- Like you need two rooms. - We might be starting a family soon.
17) along

You've basically lived here all along.
18) later

See you guys later.

1) shrewd

Told you. That Lily-- she's a shrewd one.
2) unmarried

I get to be unmarried, alone, minus two roommates.
3) pathetic

That is the lamest, most pathetic cop-out in the book.
4) rad

Dude, that's okay. It lead to this totally rad swordfight, didn't it?
5) lame

That is the lame, most pathetic cop-out in the book.
6) tuned

Well, stay tuned. I'm working on some stuff.
7) unused

Oh, come on! You know damn well, I move out, that room's going unused.
8) passive

until he doesn't something big and passive-aggressive.
9) fake

Oh, Lord, fake emergency?
10) weird

Man, Ted's been acting weird.
11) careful

It could be sooner. We're not that careful with our birth control.
12) tough

Oh, that's a tough one.
13) stupid

And you took them down to make room for your fiancee's stupid painting?
14) okay

Well, is Uncle Rudy going to be okay?
15) blind

Okay, you're on a blind date.
16) amazing

You have an amazing apartment.
17) serious

So when a serious issue comes up, your response is just to avoid it?
18) dead

She's dead, isn't she?

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