Name: Zip, Zip, Zip
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) pickings

Although pickings are pretty slim tonight.
2) testicle

It's like my testicle mixed pop rocks and soda.
3) pretzel

Damn. Want to go get a soft pretzel?
4) cheater

You know, we should have a cheater grudge match.
5) grudge

You know, we should have a cheaters grudge match.
6) brat

Oh, God. These brat have us completely surrounded.
7) blondie

Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he's playing hard to get.
8) fanatic

My father was a cigar fanatic, it was the only way to get his attention.
9) pickle

that the original bro went bare pickle in front of her.
10) mojo

All we have to do is hide out in here until Ted moves his mojo into the bedroom.
11) bastard

These little bastard are everywhere.
12) bro

I need a "bro" for my bro-ings on about town.
13) getaway

It's one of New York Magazine's "Top five romantic getaway on a budget."
14) toast

I would like to propose a toast.
15) odor

Complimenting the odor and their collection of needle-point geese.
16) crush

A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him.
17) bladder

I'm happy for my bladder, yet sad for us.
18) soda

It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.

1) fart

Well, you have fart in front of me.
2) sneak

Wow, that snuck up on me.
3) dump

Well, as tempting as that sounds, I'm hanging out with my friend who just got dump.
4) screw

And we both screw up relationships in the past by jumping in too quick,
5) acquire

Hello. Target acquire. Hottie by the jukebox.
6) cheat

Of course I cheat.
7) chase

This moment is fleeting because it's being chase by another moment.
8) stack

Ah. I always just stack the ships on top of each other.
9) invite

You invite me up to your apartment to "play Battleship."
10) pee

The flame of our romance is flickering, and if I pee all over it,
11) recognize

Is that not an internationally recognize term for sex?
12) suit

You suit up!
13) decide

so we talked about it, and we decide to take this one slow.
14) suck

All right, we totally suck at this.
15) assume

I assume you're over all the girls you were into before, right?
16) lose

Have we lost that?
17) forget

Oh, crap! I can't believe I forgot this-- I'm going to be out of town on the 18th!
18) exist

Oh, I had no idea laser tag still exist!

1) inappropriately

I'll inappropriately text you during.
2) surprisingly

You know, Barney, I had a surprisingly good time bro-ing out tonight.
3) afterwards

Call you afterwards?
4) internationally

Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?
5) basically

We're basically an old married couple, and we're not even married yet.
6) somewhere

Let's get out of here. Let's go somewhere else.
7) forever

I wish we could hold onto it forever.
8) slow

and if going slow is what it takes to make this happen, I say bring it on.
9) certainly

Well, it certainly was a first.
10) sometimes

Eh, you sometimes like to do a little catch and release.
11) behind

No. Leave no man behind.
12) especially

Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink.
13) actually

Actually, I was talking to my martini.
14) soon

They have to come out soon, it's Monday.
15) along

We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well.
16) enough

The 18th can't get here fast enough.
17) later

Thank me later.
18) fast

The 18th can't get here fast enough.

1) fleeting

Because the beauty of a moment is that it's fleeting.
2) mellow

To the most awesomely mellow anniversary ever.
3) tempting

Well, as tempting as that sounds, I'm hanging out with my friend who just got dumped.
4) obligated

And yet we'd feel obligated to have sex.
5) awkward

Awkward conversations with middle-aged couples trying to stave off divorce.
6) sensible

Who says sexual can't be sensible?
7) insane

Okay, you and me, that's insane.
8) neat

I'll have a Johnny Walker Blue, neat, and a Montecristo No. 2
9) bare

that the original bro went bare pickle in front of her.
10) precious

making it that much more precious.
11) weird

It'll be too weird.
12) sad

I'm happy for my bladder, yet sad for us.
13) romantic

It's one of New York Magazine's "Top five romantic getaways on a budget."
14) casual

We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well.
15) okay

I'm okay.
16) mutual

A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him.
17) alive

No, but we haven't, because I want to keep some of the mystery alive.
18) blind

It's one of the many risks of the blind approach.

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