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00:21:39
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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but what the bleep are you doing, dude?
the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian Embassy,
Ah, but I'm just a manifestation of your subconscious,
Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer
I owe you a real breakup call.
Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard,
Guess cab drivers are the new bartender, huh?
Um, I got some vegetables. I got carrot, I got beets.
Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today.
I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP, you dig?
Okay, remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet.
Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard,
You should go home, dude.
Um, I got some vegetable. I got carrots, I got beets.
I'm a news anchor.
Guess cab drivers are the new bartenders, huh?
I'm flattered you think we have two viewer.
We still got the "gen." The "da." The "ry."
overturn right in front of Robin's house.
How many women can say they've been personally serenade by Korean Elvis?
I think he just spat on me.
I owe you a real breakup call.
and I stronly urge you to consider it as a career.
and then... she dump me.
I want you to shake your tail feathers down here ASAP, you dig?
don't get involve with people I work with.
See, she was suppose to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
It would come to be known as The Time Lily Kicked Korean Elvis in the Nards.
I just lie and told her I broke up with Victoria.
Oh, wow, you just got burn, phonics style.
When the clock strike 2:00, just go to sleep.
"This long-distance thing suck, huh?
"Nothing good happen after 2:00 a.m.,"
Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.
And none of it would've happened if I just listen to my mom.
And so really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years if I jump the gun by one night?
I want you to shake your tail feathers down here ASAP, you dig?
Meanwhile, back at the bar,
Yes, yes! Juice is perfectly harmless.
Besides, if I go out, who's going to watch the news?
How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
Previously on How I Met Your Mother:
That is exactly what I want right now. And so what?
Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les...
Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer
but I think the whole time a little part of me wanted this phone instead.
I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated,
Well, actually, I've got five dogs.
I'm coming home. I'll see you soon.
I'll explain later. Hey, we're headed down to MacLaren's.
Does anyone else have a...? Yes?
See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks? 'Cause I just saw one.
At least, I'm good at it.
I'm flattered you think we have two viewers.
Have you ever had one of those days where nothing at all that monumental happens
Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady.
And I'm exhausted.
And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding,
Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today.
But after 2:00 a.m, my good sense was sound asleep.
Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. That's just terrible. I feel awful.
And you're wondering if I'd be upset.
"And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice."
but she's very vulnerable right now and you have a girlfriend.
Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now.
I don't know, it was just a, a rough day
We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it.
I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated,
Um, I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal, but
How much does Korean Elvis rock?
I think that makes this okay.